NJ Governor Calls for Social Distancing Inside Homes

a reply to: argentus

Hey, if your hand offends thee...

Well, no, please dont cut it off..
You'll make some poor nurse and doctor waste their dwindling supplies.

Could you imagine a Waltons' epidsode during social distancing? How about the Brady Bunch?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

What a load of BS. My house is tiny. It's simply not possible to "social distance" myself from my two kids when we're all home. If more than one of us enters the kitchen, we've gotta maneuver around each other. That governor is an idiot.

There is a member or 2 that would call the government and snitch out their own family, yea you know who you are.
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Well, that governor obviously hates sex.

Not happening, hombre, I like getting laid.

This is blasphemy!

originally posted by: Nyiah
Well, that governor obviously hates sex.

Not happening, hombre, I like getting laid.

Good thing that falls in the essentials category.

Exercise and all.

originally posted by: Muninn

originally posted by: Nyiah
Well, that governor obviously hates sex.

Not happening, hombre, I like getting laid.

Good thing that falls in the essentials category.

Exercise and all.

Yep, naked R-rated wrestling is good for both your physical AND mental health

This is a joke. If one person in a house has it, everybody has it. This level of stupidity is why politicians are not needed

Nah, if my wife or girls need a hug or a shoulder to pass out on I am going to be there for them

Too bad viruses aren't intelligent. If they only infected politicians you'd have almost no effort to "cure" it

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Thought I'd never say it, but now I miss Chris.
On the other hand, I thought there was a limit to the
amount of cerebral challenge possible-- and still
register a pulse. I was wrong: sorry burd.

Take this with a grain of sugar-- I've got Pritzker, the
'massive gathering of One.' Less than 50 total deaths
in the state due to the COVID19 (INCLUDING pre-exis-
ting conditions) and everything's shut down.

These epidemiology experts should get other jobs, the
ones they're doing now THEY SUCK AT. ON PURPOSE

originally posted by: ketsuko
Could you imagine a Waltons' epidsode during social distancing? How about the Brady Bunch?

Yeah , Good Night Jimbob and All the rest of the Walton Family on a Cell Phone Conference Call .........Heaven Forbid ........(

I live alone so I will now socially distance myself from myself as to not infect myself with...myself.

Good idea govnah!

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: burdman30ott6

The gubment should just give everyone one of these:

Start with giving each member of the government one and make sure to tie the end below their feet very tight so nothing can get in.... See, I can think like them too

After years of hearing the media and others speak about how Pres Trump is a dictator look who's acting that way now!!!
The mayor of LA is encouraging his city to turn in people who they think are violating his rules!!
Always remember whatever the socialists are accusing you of is exactly what they are doing!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: burdman30ott6

I'm not a big one on new laws.

But if we are going to pass any new laws, can we make one where it's legal to bitch-slap politicians?

PLEASE!!!

How do you bitchslap while maintaining a save distance.

Believe me Dumbassness is contagious. You have to respect the distance.

originally posted by: 0zzymand0s
a reply to: burdman30ott6

I don't know how big his home is but mine is 1295 sf. Three people share one common office, one common kitchen, two bedrooms and 1 1/2 baths. Whatever they got I got and vice versa.

Governor Crazypants is a dipstick. He might even be dumber than Adam Schiff.

No...

I'm sorry..

But nobody, I mean "NOBODY", is dumber that Schiff For Brains..

Murphy is only Epic Dumb... :/

Schiff is Legendary Dumb..!!