Monday's Lockdown Joke!

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Hey.....hey now....heyaww now

brb...oh mister, you got some splainin to do....ok.....you're approved....

I know ....I know....But it's Monday....Im allowed aren't I?🤣a reply to: GBP/JPY

originally posted by: TheDoctor46
I know ....I know....But it's Monday....Im allowed aren't I?🤣a reply to: GBP/JPY

Now that's just some dirty stuff right there.. You led me on. I call unfair advantage.

You cannae use an old joke like that.

but I acquiesce.. it was on par..

Now don't do it again!

that what....that was a joke.......oh, I knew that yeah

I wasn't thinking one could actually...a reply to: TrustedTruth

originally posted by: GBP/JPY
that what....that was a joke.......oh, I knew that yeah

I wasn't thinking one could actually...a reply to: TrustedTruth

But, you... no I.. we.. no you did. and... oh what has become of us..

You did... I didn't.. we did though... friends?

let not the past things of forgotten tales, be the merit now, of our desire... but dont touch me.. it's weird.

originally posted by: GBP/JPY
that what....that was a joke.......oh, I knew that yeah

I wasn't thinking one could actually...a reply to: TrustedTruth

Let me preface that last post in some way by stating... You're flipping weird man... I mean, I am sure you were ok before.. but now you're off the rails.. haha.. I can't say nought bad about it, but... holy smokes... this crisis has made you fun.

so... I don't mean to be corrupt... I don't mean to be wrong... but yeah.. you've lost it mate..

as have we all...

a reply to: TheDoctor46

I am stealing your joke.

a reply to: DBCowboy steal away my friend. But don't be hoping for an Oxygen mask if you ever end up in hospital
Surely no one's that lucky 🤗