The JOE BIDEN Diary of Gaffes - Misspeaks - Lies - Amnesia - Power Abuses - Creepiness - etc.

Monday, January 2, 2020

Democrat political leaders, and 90% of the U.S. Media, are rallying behind Presidential Candidate, former V.P. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr..

Even though it's looking like most Democratic voters in the country support Senator Bernie Sanders as their choice for facing President Trump this coming November.

Candidate Joe Biden has some serious mental, and emerging corruption-related issues, that would easily and quickly disqualify someone who's seeking to be U.S. President.

There are a growing number of individual threads on Joe Biden's "problems", but I'm starting this one for those (like me) who prefer seeing the majority of them detailed in a single discussion that grows, as long as Joe Biden remains in the Presidential race.

If Biden wins the Democratic Party nomination and beats President Trump in the general election on 11/3/2020, we'll start a new "President Biden's Gaffes, Misspeaks, etc.", thread.

Here we go! (Please, Feel free to add articles, photos, videos, memes, as you see fit.)

"I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year. I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school." (Biden actually finished 75th in his class of 86 graduates. And, only one B.A. degree.)

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

"If we do everything right, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places right now. When one person sneezes, it goes everywhere through the aircraft." (2009 Swine Flu Epidemic.)

"Go to Joe 30330". Thought he was giving out his website address.

"Poor kids are just as bright, and just as talented, as white kids."

“I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts!”

"The details are irrelevant in terms of decision-making."

"Iran parliament voted to eject all American coalition forces from the country." (It was Iraq. Not Iran.)

"I'm the guy who came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping" (Deng Xiaoping had died years before)

"My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate." (He's running for President...not Senator.)

"One hundred and 150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability. More than all the wars!" (America's population is approx. 325 million)

"We choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts."

Source: rationalwiki.org...:List_of_Joe_Biden_gaffes

And I'll close out this O.P. with Joe Biden bragging about how he extorted the President of Ukraine. (BTW.. Ukraine's DOJ launched a criminal investigation of Joe Biden last week related to this extortion.)

When it comes to that incoming emergency phone call at 3am in the morning, does anyone think President Biden will be able to coherently and quickly respond?

-CareWeMust

It’s pretty incredible that y’all are choosing to go down this path. I mean, Biden is an old fuddy-duddy and certainly an out of touch doofus. But seriously?? “Gaffes - Misspeaks - Lies - Amnesia - Power Abuses - Creepiness”… defines who Trump is, as a person. Biden’s lifetime list is rivaled in a week by Trump.

But hey, keep up the embarrassingly hypocritical posts. Just more evidence of how far ATS, and particularly the right side of ATS, has fallen.

Maybe Biden just needs to get more creepy, more unaware, lie a bit more, and get more arrogant & whiney all at the same time. Then will y’all think he’s ‘just one of the guys’?

Have fun with your sad thread.

a reply to: okrian

It's as if the Right don't understand irony

a reply to: carewemust You missed the hairy legs bit.

Dp

a reply to: okrian Nope, Biden most likely has dementia. He can barely run his campaign, let alone our country. You may disagree with Trump, as I do at times, and still see how he makes more sense than Biden. I feel like Biden may get lost in a closet. Trump at least knows where he is.

a reply to: okrian

You can start a similar Trump thread, if you feel like constructing a similar diary. I'd love to enter some rebuttals!

While I agree that the same list could be made about Trump, some of the things that Biden has said has been out there. I know I get tongue tied sometimes and I try to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it seems like he loses his train of thought when talking.


“We should challenge students in these schools,” Mr. Biden said. “We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

originally posted by: Lucky109
a reply to: carewemust You missed the hairy legs bit.

There is so much Biden weirdness, I'm relying on other contributors, like you, to refresh my memory. Thanks!

originally posted by: Lucky109
a reply to: carewemust You missed the hairy legs bit.

Joe Biden telling young kids that he likes for young kids to stroke his hairy legs.

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: okrian

You can start a similar Trump thread, if you feel like constructing a similar diary. I'd love to enter some rebuttals!

Nah let's just do it right here.

Exhibit A: WTF is Trump trying to say?

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

FYI - Persians are Iranians and Iranians are Persians

November 2019 in Iowa - Joe Biden cannot resist a taste of his wife Jill's finger, during his "No Malarkey" bus tour of the state. Joe thought he'd have a strong second place finish in the Iowa Caucuses in early February 2020. Instead, he came in 4th place, garnering only 13% of the vote.

originally posted by: Threeknocks
While I agree that the same list could be made about Trump, some of the things that Biden has said has been out there. I know I get tongue tied sometimes and I try to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it seems like he loses his train of thought when talking.


“We should challenge students in these schools,” Mr. Biden said. “We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

An astute observation. There's a big difference between getting facts wrong, and losing one's mental faculties. Trump, Biden, and each of us get OUR facts wrong from time to time.

Mentally losing touch with reality is a whole different animal. One that's particularly dangerous if you are totally discombobulated when the emergency phone rings at 3am.

a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog
SORRY, but I'm not going to assist with taking my own thread "off topic". Not until most of Biden's looneyness has been documented.

originally posted by: okrian
It’s pretty incredible that y’all are choosing to go down this path. I mean, Biden is an old fuddy-duddy and certainly an out of touch doofus. But seriously?? “Gaffes - Misspeaks - Lies - Amnesia - Power Abuses - Creepiness”… defines who Trump is, as a person. Biden’s lifetime list is rivaled in a week by Trump.

But hey, keep up the embarrassingly hypocritical posts. Just more evidence of how far ATS, and particularly the right side of ATS, has fallen.

Maybe Biden just needs to get more creepy, more unaware, lie a bit more, and get more arrogant & whiney all at the same time. Then will y’all think he’s ‘just one of the guys’?

Have fun with your sad thread.

One massive difference

Biden will NEVER be President

Funny how all replys are by democrats at this hour.. Perhaps they dont have to get up in the morning like the rest of us..a reply to: carewemust

a reply to: Bigbrooklyn
This pretty much sums up why Democrats are having a hard time sleeping. A weird combination of foreboding and resignation.

Brief Interviews with Dem Voters at Biden's Rally today: twitter.com...

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: Bigbrooklyn
This pretty much sums up why Democrats are having a hard time sleeping. A weird combination of foreboding and resignation.

Brief Interviews with Dem Voters at Biden's Rally today: twitter.com...

“But he’s the best we’ve got”

Ha ha haaaaa

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: okrian

You can start a similar Trump thread, if you feel like constructing a similar diary. I'd love to enter some rebuttals!

Why start a new thread? Let’s compare them right here. Here’s a small list:

Windmills cause cancer. (!)

Wanted to buy Greenland.

Said he doesn’t exercise because the body is like a battery and when you exercise it depletes the energy.

Functionally illiterate. The producers of The Apprentice used to make fun of him because of this constantly.

Actually talked about airports during the Revolutionary War

Said Ted Cruz’ father killed JFK with Lee Harvey Oswald. Hahaha.

(And let’s not forget, none of those statements above are jokes, these are all actually things he believes.)

Definitely has dementia that is being covered up by those around him. Shows up with strange head injuries with no explanation.

And now on to the creepy:

Talked about dating his own daughter on the Howard Stern show.

Also admitted on the Howard Stern show to walking in on underage contestants at his beauty pageants.

Famously said he just walks up and grabs women by the p***y. In his own words “I moved on her like a b***h.”

Accused of sexual assault by 17 different women. Not including raping his ex-wife, which she attested to in court documents.

Accused of raping a 13 year old girl with Jefferey Epstein..

And the list goes on. There isn’t any accusation, any gaffe that Joe Biden could embroil himself in that wouldn’t be overshadowed by the word diarrhea that spurts from the geriatric speed freak we have as President right now. Imagine if Joe Biden had flown on Epstein’s private jet and been accused of raping a 13 year old girl. What would you say about that?

Or if he had that many sexual assault allegations, or talked about dating his own daughter. Or was on record as raping his wife. Or talked about walking in on naked teenagers at a beauty pageant. Or said even half of the dumbass things listed in the first part of this comment. And all that is just off the top of my head.

But hey, yeah. Biden.

Lmao

originally posted by: Breakthestreak

originally posted by: okrian
It’s pretty incredible that y’all are choosing to go down this path. I mean, Biden is an old fuddy-duddy and certainly an out of touch doofus. But seriously?? “Gaffes - Misspeaks - Lies - Amnesia - Power Abuses - Creepiness”… defines who Trump is, as a person. Biden’s lifetime list is rivaled in a week by Trump.

But hey, keep up the embarrassingly hypocritical posts. Just more evidence of how far ATS, and particularly the right side of ATS, has fallen.

Maybe Biden just needs to get more creepy, more unaware, lie a bit more, and get more arrogant & whiney all at the same time. Then will y’all think he’s ‘just one of the guys’?

Have fun with your sad thread.

Biden will NEVER be President

Judging from this medical analysis of Biden's past brain issues, you are definitely correct.

He can't help it!: www.commdiginews.com...