BLOOMBERGISMS From Bloomberg Employees [Trigger Warning]

In lieu of the recent revelation that Bloomberg has insulted American farmers and factory workers as lacking in "Gray Matter"...here are some additional ACTUAL Bloomberg statements Bloomberg made TO his employees and preserved for posterity BY his employees.

Caution: Some of Bloomberg's potential voters may find some of these quotes racist/sexist/offensive.
MSM will continue to ignore.

ENJOY:

On February 14th, 1990 for Michael Bloomberg’s 48th birthday, staffers at Bloomberg L.P celebrated their boss’ most famous offensive quips and anecdotes by creating a pamphlet and presenting him with a leather-bound copy.

Some of the quotes are anti-female, anti-faith, and someone who looks down upon people who aren’t like him.

Called The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg, it was edited by Bloomberg L.P.’s chief marketing officer Elisabeth DeMarse.

A competitor is, according to Bloomberg, necessarily a “cokehead, womanizing, fag.”

"The only liberal I trust is a rich old liberal. Why? Because they’re old enough to understand what they’re saying, and they’re rich enough to pay for what they say!"

"If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s."

"The three biggest lies are: The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad that I’m Jewish."

“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of arse in the world!"

"It [Bloomberg L.P] will do everything, including give you a blow job. I guess that puts a lot of you girls out of business."

"Make the customer think he’s getting laid when he’s getting fu**ed."

“The Royal family – what a bunch of misfits – a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian, and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad,”

“I know for a fact that any self-respecting woman who walks past a construction site and doesn’t get a whistle will turn around and walk past again and again until she does get one."


"There are certain states you don’t go to."

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Author Michael Wolff interviewed Ms. DeMarse about this compilation of Bloomberg quotes in 2001:

[Wolff]: “Is all of this a direct quote, Wolff asked, these are his actual words?”

[DeMarse]: “Yes.”

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a reply to: IAMTAT

On the one hand, they're amusing and snide little quips.

On the other? If Trump had said them, they'd impeach him again. Since Blooper said them, they'll be ignored because the left has sacrificed any sense of standard.

a reply to: xuenchen

Oh Trump is going to annihilate him on Twitter.

"Flawless Victory"

a reply to: IAMTAT

This is fantastic:
“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of arse in the world!" 

Eta: just a handful of wives can say that

a reply to: DBCowboy

He's got a sense of humor...I'll give him that.

Lucky for him that only elitist Leftist politicians are allowed to tell racist and sexist jokes.

Whats with rich new yorkers and grabbing pu##y?

Where are the midwestern candidates....aka normal people?

I really don’t put much stock in comments like these, everyone has said things they might regret later on.
To be fair, Trump has also stuck his foot in his mouth on many occasions.
But yeah, these should be scrutinized because of the coverage that Trump got from his wayward comments.

I'm sure he has apologized for these already so everything is good to go, no big deal.

a reply to: RazorV66

absolutely...I am fully culpable for a truckload of arseholish "things said"

But I will laugh at anyone else that gets caught too, my friends and I are ruthless.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

On the one hand, they're amusing and snide little quips.

On the other? If Trump had said them, they'd impeach him again. Since Blooper said them, they'll be ignored because the left has sacrificed any sense of standard.

Exactly... which was why I defended Trump's brashness. Anyone who isn't a total automaton will say things that are offensive in REAL LIFE.

We will see now if the left writes off these quotes or tries to hold Bloomie to the same standards they do Trump.

"Bloombergisms" is a mouthful.

Shorter version could be Bloomboogers.

Cheers

a reply to: Edumakated

We will see now if the left writes off these quotes or tries to hold Bloomie to the same standards they do Trump.

that is the trick now isn't it?
will these quotes, much like the dirt exposed on trump in 16, be handled by the msm and dnc in the same fashion?

it appears the dnc still hasn't figured out how long the memory is on the interwebs
these won't go away

originally posted by: shooterbrody
a reply to: Edumakated

We will see now if the left writes off these quotes or tries to hold Bloomie to the same standards they do Trump.

that is the trick now isn't it?
will these quotes, much like the dirt exposed on trump in 16, be handled by the msm and dnc in the same fashion?

it appears the dnc still hasn't figured out how long the memory is on the interwebs
these won't go away

Yup, that is the big problem for the left. Their hypocrisy gets exposed when you bring up previous positions. Tech makes it real easy to bring up the past and expose it to everyone quickly.

Another example I saw today.... on illegal immigration. A montage of major Democrats supporting reducing illegal immigration and reducing legal immigration of low skilled immigrants..

Remember when Democrats cared about illegal immigration?

a reply to: Edumakated

Tech makes it real easy to bring up the past and expose it to everyone quickly.

Those were in actual interviews, not the "locker room talk" they beat trump up over.

The immigration issue is beat for them as well. They really don't have much to run on that the public in general agrees with them on imo.
Americans do not want socialism.
Americans do not want higher taxes.
All or their platforms involve these 2 issues in one way or another.

a reply to: Edumakated

If Bloomberg shot a family of four on fifth avenue, I'd still vote for him. Bloomberg 2020!

Rules have changed my friends!

Ands as far as being a hypocrite, I don't mind since you guys don't mind on the right.

For example, the debt and deficit. Or choosing another SCOTUS Justice if a seat becomes available, even if it's an election year. I could go on, but you get the message.

I wish Biden would tell China, "China if your listening, I will double anything Trump is willing to give you if you can find his taxes".

These are the new rules, and Dems aren't going to play fair because you have to fight fire with fire. Go luck to the dirtiest campaign in American history, may the most brutal win.

a reply to: MiddleInsite

a reply to: DBCowboy

Not a big fan of David.

But like I said, let the games begin. I think the Dems could offer Putin more than Trump. Then maybe Putin can give us some dirt on the conversations he has had with the President.

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
a reply to: DBCowboy

Not a big fan of David.

But like I said, let the games begin. I think the Dems could offer Putin more than Trump. Then maybe Putin can give us some dirt on the conversations he has had with the President.

It’s been done to death by you deranged Libs for the last 3+ years.
What have you found?
Nothing.
Cry, cry again.