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originally posted by: DougHole64
This is an important topic...we have a woman in our town that many of us suspect is a real witch. She is a vegan and has been seen morphing into what appeared to be a lizard creature in broad daylight.
We have it on good authority that she voted Labour in the last election and my best mate, Clive, swears he found a toad in his living room with her facial features.
Is there a legal way we can test for this black magic? Drowning or pricking her with a sharp object perhaps?
originally posted by: operation mindcrime
a reply to: leolady
Peace
originally posted by: leolady
a reply to: Astronomer62
I was gona ask if he will turn into my prince ! ?
leolady
originally posted by: leolady
a reply to: operation mindcrime
It was only a matter of time... lol
leolady
originally posted by: operation mindcrime
originally posted by: leolady
a reply to: operation mindcrime
It was only a matter of time... lol
leolady
"Sorry about that..I read your thread, thought it was very interesting and didn't want to just leave without bumping it but had nothing to add."
I'm sure Leolady took it the right way, operation mindcrime, chill out and have a beer:-
Peace
originally posted by: Astronomer62
originally posted by: DougHole64
This is an important topic...we have a woman in our town that many of us suspect is a real witch. She is a vegan and has been seen morphing into what appeared to be a lizard creature in broad daylight.
We have it on good authority that she voted Labour in the last election and my best mate, Clive, swears he found a toad in his living room with her facial features.
Is there a legal way we can test for this black magic? Drowning or pricking her with a sharp object perhaps?
Perhaps you need to go back to 15th Century and buy Malleus Maleficarum?
en.wikipedia.org...
originally posted by: DougHole64
originally posted by: Astronomer62
originally posted by: DougHole64
This is an important topic...we have a woman in our town that many of us suspect is a real witch. She is a vegan and has been seen morphing into what appeared to be a lizard creature in broad daylight.
We have it on good authority that she voted Labour in the last election and my best mate, Clive, swears he found a toad in his living room with her facial features.
Is there a legal way we can test for this black magic? Drowning or pricking her with a sharp object perhaps?
Perhaps you need to go back to 15th Century and buy Malleus Maleficarum?
en.wikipedia.org...
Thank you for this information, she does indeed seem to fit this profile (Sexually Promiscious, vegan, labour voter etc) and confirms that what we are dealing with is a real life witch. This afternoon I snuck into our local church and stole some holy water from the little bath they put babies heads into. The witch in question works in our local Tesco's most evenings and so tonight myself and Clive intend to prove our theory. We will use her checkout and when she is least expecting it, I will toss the lords water forcefully into her face whilst Clive commands the demon to 'show itself!'. Hope to get some footage of this for proof, stay tuned.