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A woman who was arrested last year after trespassing and asking to speak with “Agent Penis” at CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, is back in the news again.
Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, was taken into custody last week after it was discovered she had violated conditions of the pretrial release implemented in the wake of her May 2019 trespassing charge, WTOP reported.
After being told to stay away from government facilities as part of her release agreement, Hernandez not only made another trip to the Central Intelligence Agency but added at least one visit to the Washington-area home of former President Barack Obama on at least one occasion, the report said.
Authorities returned Hernandez’s ID and asked her to leave the property, which reportedly prompted a desperate plea by Hernandez to speak with an “Agent Penis” — part of a last-ditch attempt to be granted access.
One does not simply request an audience with Agent Penis.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
The back story I fantasize to be true-
"CIA officer Richard Cheese, codenamed agent Penis, or agent dick spearheads Operation Screwhead.... A clandestined mission to **** adversaries, and threats to national interest. Using probing methods acquired from extra terrestrials in area 51, they are able to extract information that would make enhanced interrogation look like an edgy 80's movie rendition of good cop bad cop".
One second guys, I have more to this but some guy in a suit is knocking at my door. Must be important.... BRB.