Mr. Clinton Kildepstein!

Haha,,,awesome
Must be related to Phillip Mc Krakin, Kleto Russes, Ben Dmeover, or Seymore Butts.

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Okay I do have one more.

Traffic School

Mostly young adults a few older.
I was two minutes late and was allowed to stay. So this little old lady
teaching the class hands me the roster everyone else already signed.
So I signed it as she begins the class. Then below my name I signed

Dick Neblur

I handed the roster back to her and I had no idea she was gonna
d role call. So she starts call'n out names, go'n down the list,
raise your hand or say here and shlt. I'm all white knuckles try'n
not to blow it. And this fine look'n babe is at the front of the class.
Poor lady calls my name out I say "Here". She reads the last name off.

I swear to God you coulda heard a pin drop. Dead silence.

And then she said it again. The hottie up front just burst out laughing and
the whole class just fell the f&%^ out. I'm sink'n down in my chair
with tears i'm laugh'n so hard. And when it settled back down the little
lady looks me and says

"It would seem we have a prankster in our midst".

And she goes

"Thank you Mr Shores for starting our day off with a good laugh".

She giggled about that all day. The hottie? She had a boyfriend
but we hung out the whole day.

a reply to: carsforkids

I had an English Lit teacher in high school that was good humored like that.

She let us get away with a lot of innuendo.

It was no surprise that Chaucer was her favorite writer..

She had a mug on her desk she kept pencils and pens in. It read :

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me"

She really was a great teacher though, it's easier to learn if your having fun and engaged.


The 80's were different..

Today she'd be fired for the mug alone.




Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me"

Very few teachers were cool like that even then. You were lucky to have one.

May be the funniest story I've heard in the last 5 years. Cedric the Entertainer.