When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

a reply to: Willtell

Are you next going to tell us that 1=0 because 1x5=5?

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
And by the way.... didn't anybody notice how I explained what the matrix is in a fun, easy to understand way? It's what I do.

Yeah but was it even halfway decent?

I have no idea what this thread was even supposed to be about. I hope it wasn't an attempt to be funny.

When God sends a bolt of lightening to tell you to get your butt naked ass back in the house, is that speaking in numbers?

originally posted by: daskakik

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
And by the way.... didn't anybody notice how I explained what the matrix is in a fun, easy to understand way? It's what I do.

Yeah but was it even halfway decent?

I have no idea what this thread was even supposed to be about. I hope it wasn't an attempt to be funny.

What is this thread about?
Well, apparently it's hard to pin it down exactly. It's about God having a sense of humor....it's about math being the language of creation...it's about the Matrix movies not being based on real life....and whatever anyone else thinks it's about.
It's a very fluid thread.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

and whatever anyone else thinks it's about.

About 7 pages. So far.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

and whatever anyone else thinks it's about.

About 7 pages. So far.

I feel like you're auditioning to be a 1960s stand up comedian.
Bah dump bump.

a reply to: MissSmartypants
Lenny Bruce?
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all weekend. Thank you very much.

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
....and whatever anyone else thinks it's about.
It's a very fluid thread.

So, why would you be irritated by "these people"?

originally posted by: Willtell
Here’s something funny

If 5 + 0 = 5 then why isn’t 5 x 0 = to 5

For example, 3x2= 6 is equivalent to 3+3=6 or 2+2+2=6.

Then why isn’t 5x0 the same as 5+0
5 +0+0+0+0+0.=5 granted 0x5 equals 0 since it is done like this: 0+0+0+0+0=0

But 5+0+0+0+0+0=5 NOT zero!

The basic equation is that on 3x6 one adds 3 two times or 2 three times…right…equaling =6

Then taking this equation 5x0 aren’t we either adding 5, zero times or adding 0, 5 times (which does = 0) so shouldn’t 5 zero times equal NOT 0 but 5…right? 5 +0+0+0+0+0.

Remember, in any simple multiplication equation all were doing is adding the left side( here 3x2) as many times as the number on the right side( 3x2) here 2. So 5x0 begins with 5. Why should it equal 0?
If so then why isn’t 5 x 0 = to 5?

5 times 0 should equal to 5! Not zero.

The question is why the 5 disappears?

You ask a lot of questions but I believe I can answer them.

When the plus sign is laying on its side it changes the whole thing.
I'm sorry but I promised not to say.
Sure, why not.
One shouldn't ask why....but why not.
Because 0+0+0+0+0=0.
Alien cloaking device.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants
Lenny Bruce?
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all weekend. Thank you very much.

Not Lenny Bruce.
That "Take my wife, please." guy.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

You probably think it's easy being up here. Telling jokes and everything...It's not. It's not easy.

originally posted by: daskakik

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
....and whatever anyone else thinks it's about.
It's a very fluid thread.

So, why would you be irritated by "these people"?

I thought it would make me seem more human.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

You probably think it's easy being up here. Telling jokes and everything...It's not. It's not easy.

Like the old show biz saying....Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

But everybody loves pi in the face humour.

originally posted by: merka
But everybody loves pi in the face humour.

(giggle)"pi in the face humor"(giggle giggle snort)

a reply to: Phage

Nah man.

"Where'd you get that cool belt?"

a reply to: MissSmartypants

See my reply above. It's anticlimactic, I know.

originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
a reply to: MissSmartypants

See my reply above. It's anticlimactic, I know.

And they lived happily ever after.
The End

I believe everyone should study sacred geometry, and the ying yang system. Duality is at the core of everything.

originally posted by: merka
But everybody loves pi in the face humour.

I can imagine a very confused victim as you smack them with a sign reading 3.14 and on the back is its mirror image.

It would be fun to say, I'm not bad at telling jokes, you're just bad at numbers.