When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

When you're God and one of your things is speaking stuff into existence, you really have to choose your words carefully....and telling a joke can be down right tricky.
So, One must find a means that represents the joke without actually being the joke.
So....it so happens that in Reality every individual point in Space/Time can theoretically be depicted as a numerical value. And this is the Matrix that we hear about.
So you see....we don't exist within some matrix....but rather the matrix is merely the numerical language that describes/represents/records us and the reality we exist as a part of.
Numbers are the language of existence.
And as far as God telling jokes in numbers....it's a better thing that we live in a world where horses don't walk into bars and get asked by bartenders "Why the long face?".
Why? Because it just is.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

What's the square root of -1?

Get it?

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

What's the square root of -1?

Get it?

Oh my God, you're killing me! It's so funny cuz it's true.

I emphatically disagree.

a reply to: Phage

Can somebody explain for those of us more disadvantageous.
Wait NM explaining a joke is always a negative. lol

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Phage

Can somebody explain for those of us more disadvantageous.
Wait NM explaining a joke is always a negative. lol

Plus it's one of those things where you really had to be there.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Of course it could just be that we are a holographic projection of the matrix and the real us exists somewhere else....nah, I'm just kidding.

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Phage

Can somebody explain for those of us more disadvantageous.
Wait NM explaining a joke is always a negative. lol

A negative square root can’t exist so it is called an imaginary number. For instance; the square root of -25 is represented as 5i where the ‘i’ is for imaginary.

In that sense, wouldn't it be ultimately a vibration frequency... A sound/harmonic representing a thought or word.

ie."Got Questions" Currently, efforts are under way to confirm the Higgs boson using the Large Hadron Collider, a particle accelerator in Switzerland, which should be able to confirm or refute the existence of the God particle. As with any scientific discovery, God’s amazing creation becomes more and more impressive as we learn more about it. Either result—that the Higgs boson exists, or does not exist—represents a step forward in human knowledge and another step forward in our appreciation of God’s awe-inspiring universe. Whether or not there is a “God particle,” we know this about Christ: “For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible . . . all things were created by him and for him” (Colossians 1:16).

I would say jokes are only the easy stuff...

a reply to: Plotus

Currently, efforts are under way to confirm the Higgs boson using the Large Hadron Collider,

Pretty sure that's been done.

But calling it the God particle was a case of hyperbolic writing, as most physicists will tell you. Higgs doesn't even like having his name assigned to it.
www.theguardian.com...

a reply to: Metallicus

So the math exposes an imaginary horse?

I still don't get it do I? lmao

I don't emphatically disagree, I just wanted somebody to talk to me.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Plus it's one of those things where you really had to be there.

I see, the old unbridled pitch inside on the wrist and off the cuff.
Fine, I'll just storm off in my stilettos! hmph!

a reply to: carsforkids

Those are the strangest sentences

ATS is slow, no?

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

Well I never!

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

What's the square root of -1?

Get it?

Oh my God, you're killing me! It's so funny cuz it's true.

Infinity and zero. can't have both.

1 divided by itself? you're having a laugh...

zero... nothihg matters.. or it does, to infinity........


i'm sober, but this cask wine says i'm full... *hic* what a fallacy.. *slainte*

*drools on floor a wee bit*

a reply to: carsforkids

I wasn't calling you slow. Just saying it's dead here tonight.

But anyways. I wonder if the sound of an imaginary horse trotting is the same?

originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
a reply to: carsforkids

Those are the strangest sentences

S × F

ATS is slow, no?

I think I just proved that...

oO

Keep yer distance pal

Last time we met 'round here you proposed marriage

And you were sober then...a reply to: gallop

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

But anyways. I wonder if the sound of an imaginary horse trotting is the same?

I think the word imaginary might indicate tolerance?
And no offence taken but for my lack of humors sake.

Slowly slips into wife's stilettos and GALLOPS across the floor!