From the mouth of babes

a reply to: JAGStorm

Awww, she's adorable.

Did you let her know that it was bugs instead of birds?



And that vid was public sector in 2013, not a classified special access program.

a reply to: Hefficide

It's cats. Cats are the spies.

a reply to: ARM1968

When I was very little, my mother told me I told her a story about “when I was an old man”

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: Hefficide

It's cats. Cats are the spies.

I award 9/10. Sunglasses on them would get 11/10 and a spin on the ATS prize wheel.

a reply to: Hefficide

How dare you say cats are the spies,we all know it's the dogs.

a reply to: Liquesence

Okay,I know this picture looks bad for cats...but trust me,
it's the dogs.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Liquesence

Okay,I know this picture looks bad for cats...but trust me,
it's the dogs.

Dogs are too busy acting stupid. Cats pay attention. That's why the pic is funny.

And I'm owned by a cat.

a reply to: Liquesence

That's how the dogs work,they ACT stupid! Cats do pay attention because
they keep a look out for the dogs.

originally posted by: Liquesence
And I'm owned by a cat.

Don't let them play their MKUltra mind tricks on you.

CAT... move the A to the end... CTA... knock the top off the T... CIA! Spies!!!

originally posted by: mamabeth
That's how the dogs work,they ACT stupid!

"ACT", eh? Juggle the A and the C and you get... CAT! Spies!!!

Dogs are loyal and will luv you forever!!!

originally posted by: JAGStorm
What is the weirdest, scariest, strangest thing a child has said to you.

Recently a young child said to me, in the most dead serious tone.

"What if seagulls and some birds, are actually drones that the government uses to spy on us with. When they land on telephone poles and posts, they are actually just recharging?"

Ya'll know I'm into every kind of conspiracy, but even this left me with my jaw dropped.

why would that leave you with your jaw dropped?

I guess you don't remember the show Kids say the darndest things

Kids have imaginations and a crazy amount of creativity flowing through them as well as most don't even have filters simply because they didn't learned that yet.

I really don't understand why it's a such a shocker to you

a reply to: JAGStorm

What if God can see everything thru the eyes of all animals?
Huh see how that works yaaa ?

I was on the phone to my wife when she had grand daughter with
her. Out of the blue I told the wife, she wasn't even three yet just
barely forming sentences. I said " Ask her how she got here and if
she liked our world?" And she said, " Yes ". Wife asked her again
" And how did you get here?". Grand daughter says after a long
pause, "Well... I got here on a Thursday"

we both laughed a little and I told my wife to check it out and said
goodbye. Ten minutes later she calls me back.

Turns out the kid knew what she was talk'n about and not even her
mother no one could explain how she had that information. But the
way she said it was so matter of fact like common knowledge and
astonishing enough. Then after I hang up again I sat there wondering
what, where, why in the hell did I even think of it in the first place?
I sat at the wheel of my truck for 10 minutes take'n that one in.

Kids are the best of everything.

Its strange that a child mentioned birds being spies. That's probably more possible today than it ever has been.
Makes you wonder what caused her to even think that.

Check out this CIA 1970 Dragon fly Spy that was used for listening in on a conversation.


One can only imagine the tech they have now.

originally posted by: dawnstar
One of my kids would point up towards the ceiling every now and then and kind of giggle. Saying giggaboo...

If it's in a word or in your shoe,
You can't get rid of the Giggaboo.
Three sharp knocks, that's how you will know he's around
GIGGA, GIGGA, GIGGA, A-BOO BOO BOO

a reply to: JAGStorm

/r/ThatHappened

originally posted by: Kalamitous
I don’t remember it but my mom used to tell the story I’ve heard a hundred times of when I was but a wee lass. It turns out I was very reluctant to start talking which was beginning to be of great concern that I might be developmentally disabled because I was way behind other children of my age.

The story goes that after visiting the small town we lived near, we were driving back to our farm down a rural country road and saw a man walking along the shoulder. With what supposedly was the first two word sentence out of my mouth, I said “hit him”!

Apparently after that, I began talking and wouldn’t shut up with a vocabulary and language skills way ahead of other children my age. She never failed to get a laugh or to embarrass me whenever she shared this.

I swear I didn’t grow up to be a serial killer and am known for my gentle and empathetic nature. I’ve never hit anyone!

That reminds me of the story about a little boy who had never uttered one single word since he was old enough to talk and doctors could find nothing wrong with him.
And this went on til one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly said. "Mom, you burned the toast."
Well, his parents were astounded and asked him why he had never spoken up until now to which he replied, "Because up until now everything had been just fine."