Is it dark in here? Hello.

What is up ATS? My name is 0dark4Ever and I think it's kind of fun to be the impossible.

I'm here because no one else wants me. Will you be my friend?

Fear not. I'm not a member of the church of Satan, or Set. Or any other cult for the matter. I seek truth and only truth. I hope that is welcome.

originally posted by: 0dark4Ever
I'm here because no one else wants me. Will you be my friend?

That's not really selling me.

a reply to: Blue Shift

A penny for your thoughts than?

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

Welcome to ATS

a reply to: TheGreazel
Now that is how a respectable person greets a newcomer. Thank you.

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

Welcome aboard. ATS will bring you into the light.

Welcome.

I’m suspicious about your denial of cult memberships.

a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow

You sure about that? Like Dark to Light?

a reply to: and14263

Well that hurts my feelings.

I'm clean, promise.

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

Why doesn't anyone else want you???

Are you like the rest of us weirdos here?

Hello and welcome!

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

Hold up. You mean you are here voluntarily?!

Me: witness protection program. I wanted to be on facebook and instagram like everyone else but noOOOooo.

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

Twitter said Hard Pass. Shed a tear.

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

If I told you....

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

I'm here because no one else wants me. Will you be my friend?

That depends. Did you bring any beer or whiskey with ya, or cookies, cookies go fast around here?

Welcome aboard, you sound like a normal ATSer to me.

originally posted by: Blaine91555
a reply to: 0dark4Ever

I'm here because no one else wants me. Will you be my friend?

That depends. Did you bring any beer or whiskey with ya, or cookies, cookies go fast around here?

Welcome aboard, you sound like a normal ATSer to me.

Bourbon anything less would be uncivilized.

a reply to: 0dark4Ever

To be precise in my case, bring a bottle of Gentlemen Jack. Pappy Van Winkle if you happen to be rich but some GJ is fine. Room temperature, neat.

Oh and oatmeal cookies to help clear out my veins.

hello, welcome

a reply to: Blaine91555

Heh, you have good taste.

originally posted by: 0dark4Ever
a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow

You sure about that? Like Dark to Light?

LOL. No doubt you been lurking some threads.

a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow

If your mother only knew....

www.youtube.com...

I can't speak for anyone else, but most of us are some real jackasses.

I'm sure you'll regret this decision in the near future.

Welcome aboard anyway.