14-year-old girl hits man wearing trump mask

originally posted by: andy06shake
You might be requiring rather few sets of stocks then.

Yammer, yammer, yammer-yammer-yammer.

And what about the grandparents how come they are not in an internment camp???!!!

So you've moved on to an internment-camp fetish now... bleh...

The shame ffs, i mean how can her poor mother sleep at night?

The real question is, with so much white noise rattling around up there, how are you able to sleep at night?

a reply to: Violater1

If a 14 year old girl would punch me my first thought would be "Just like my japanese anime"

The police report must have had the been hysterical.

Man: "I would like to report this 14 year old girl for hitting me....I was dressed as Donald Trump at the time"

Cop: "So you want to report that you were beaten up by a 14 year old girl dressed as Trump"

Man: ".....errrr..."

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Lmao! I'm actually surprised cops even turned up for it, the US must have way more cops than they need if they have time to investigate a child punching an adult male but not causing injuries! 😂

Can you imagine phoning 999 and the response we'd get in UK?

999: Hello police emergency
Victim: I've been punched in the face by a young teenage girl, please help me
999: Is there any serious risk of danger to people or property right now?
Victim: No, just hurt my feelings
999: Please hang up and dial the 101 non emergency line to report it

*Victim phoning 101* Cue 'Vivaldi four seasons' on hold music for 45 minutes, report made, cops chuckling in the background...3 weeks later, letter from cop saying "unfortunately we are unable to proceed further in this instance, but if the alleged offender assaults you in future please reference the following crime number..."

Funniest thread I've seen in ages, funny as #! 😂😂😂

a reply to: DaisyRainbow

I bet the cop shook the girls hand

Haunted Houses should keep a ghoulish Trump dummy or pinata around for this purpose. A lot of people want to hit Trump....It would be a popular attraction in most places.

a reply to: DaisyRainbow

It would be the same here in oz ,the cops would laugh you out of the station, no doubt with a few "man up" kinda comments.

That guy in the story belongs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

It’s acceptable for 14 year olds to assault grown men

Perfectly legal and acceptable behaviour

The man is obviously the one at fault here.

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

I'm from florida and if I were to tell you my life story you wouldn't believe half of the things I've done and seen here.

a reply to: Violater1

hahahahahaha!

He called the cops!!!

lol!
lol!
lol!

Ether A: this guy is not a real trump supporter or B: trump supporters are just as fragile as they claim liberals are.

What a waste of officers time.

I didn't read anything about charges. Perhaps this is staged and the girl and masked person know each other?

How is this newsworthy?

originally posted by: Breakthestreak
The only ‘punishment’ she needs is already a 100% guaranteed inevitability

President Trump’s landslide win at next year’s election.

That is going to cause her a considerable amount of anguish and grief which will likely scar her and her pathetic sensibilities for decades to come.

Lol. Do you honestly believe that?

Weird one this.
The bloke had no way of winning did he?
Got assaulted
Could have flattened her
Could have took whatever else got thrown at him
Instead, called the cops.
Probably the most reasonable and least dangerous course of action.

Damned if you do etc.

originally posted by: XCrycek

originally posted by: Breakthestreak
The only ‘punishment’ she needs is already a 100% guaranteed inevitability

President Trump’s landslide win at next year’s election.

That is going to cause her a considerable amount of anguish and grief which will likely scar her and her pathetic sensibilities for decades to come.

Lol. Do you honestly believe that?

Yes

Are you claiming that you think he may not win?

a reply to: Violater1

Seems like a well placed right cross in self defense was called for here. Legal and bears the additional fruit of teaching a very important lesson to an impressionable mind in dire need of such valuable teachable moments.

So....to everyone laughing about being punched by a 14 year old girl....a somewhat distant family member spent time in jail as a teenager after she beat an adult man so bad she gave him permanent brain damage when she was 14....