Priests Drops Holy Water from a Plane Over The City to Cure It of Drunkenness and Fornication

That Russian city must be better than Vegas. Those priests are party poopers.

Orthodox priests in Russia’s Tver Oblast region, literally reached new heights in their quest to save their congregations from addictive sins like drinking and fornicating. They got in an airplane and doused the whole city of Tver in holy water, in order to cleanse it.

They boarded a small plane and brought with them 70 liters of holy water and two icons – the “Inexhaustible Chalice,” said to be able to cure people of alcohol and drug addiction, and one of John the Baptist. A married a couple that claimed the husband had been miraculously cured of alcohol addiction in the past was also present aboard the airplane.

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a reply to: Trueman

I wonder if they laced the Holy Water with saltpeter.

Cheers

a reply to: Trueman

Hah, thats a good one, perhaps they should of made a hard Southwest turn and dumped a couple loads on the Vatican?

They were close, huh!

Coulda helped the whole world quick

a reply to: BlueJacket

That would require a fleet of Lockheed C-5 galaxies!

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: Trueman

Hah, thats a good one, perhaps they should of made a hard Southwest turn and dumped a couple loads on the Vatican?

retarded its just retarded.

a reply to: Trueman

"Cure" it???

Drunkenness and fornication...I wanna' move there!!

They sure are creative. You would think they would just have a priest go bless the water supply for the city to make it holy water. Lots cheaper, everyone uses water....unless you live in Negaunee, the water is terrible tasting.

Most people run inside if it starts to sprinkle. Well at least the grass and trees are saved

a reply to: Trueman

They are talking about drunken fornication like it's a bad thing.

Oh no the terror for all who will now have burning skin!

Could be the next best thing in tourism.

"Come for the alcohol, stay for the fornication."

Do you know why Africa has no vampires?

Toto blessed the rains...

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: Trueman
They are talking about drunken fornication like it's a bad thing.

I'll get at least one of those sins checked today.

Was it Vatican City

a reply to: Trueman

That Russian city must be better than Vegas.

What happens in Tver stays in Tver.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: Trueman

"Cure" it???

Drunkenness and fornication...I wanna' move there!!

Would your wife let you move there?

a reply to: Trueman

Guarantee if the people of this town are aware of what happened, there will be an uptick in drinking, fornicating, and drunk fornicating...and fornicating drinking.

So, if drunkenness and fornication still continue in that city, we can all agree that "holy" water is just regular water with some added fake spells in it?

a reply to: Finspiracy

The priest can say too much wind and next town took the bless.

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: Finspiracy

The priest can say too much wind and next town took the bless.

Oh. I see now. Thank you. A truly valid point of view (from a priest's perspective)

What i am trying to say is that it was like... "Oh, The holy water would have done a perfect job, but there was wind. The water fell upon... not actually a town at all, but a forest. But look! These trees do not drink or fornicate at all!"