Leftist Professor Declares 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Is A Racist/Sexist/American Military Warmonger

a reply to: IAMTAT

Not even SpongeBob is safe from these crazed lefty idiots!!

What's next????

White bread is now racist???

Vanilla ice cream is outlawed?

They're not going to be happy until, well, never.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

As the astute professor has so undeniably proven with her ground breaking research...any woman (or DB) whom has ever squeezed into a bikini...is a Nazi, Sexist, supporter of American military nuclear colonialism.

LITERALLY HITLER!

This is our true enemy.

This is what we need to fight. In close quarters. With some Barry White and maybe a bottle of wine. . . .

Agreed!
Time to bring out the Big 'Uns.


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And yet, boys still play giant with alien robots that are to duke it out to the death, while girls dream about their future an marriage at tea time.

Would you like one lump or two?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

As the astute professor has so undeniably proven with her ground breaking research...any woman (or DB) whom has ever squeezed into a bikini...is a Nazi, Sexist, supporter of American military nuclear colonialism.

LITERALLY HITLER!

This is our true enemy.

This is what we need to fight. In close quarters. With some Barry White and maybe a bottle of wine. . . .

Agreed!
Time to bring out the Big Uns.

I did that at Walmart once, they asked me never to return.

Brings a new definition to the term, “Sponge worthy”.



I know, I’ll show my self out...

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

As the astute professor has so undeniably proven with her ground breaking research...any woman (or DB) whom has ever squeezed into a bikini...is a Nazi, Sexist, supporter of American military nuclear colonialism.

LITERALLY HITLER!

This is our true enemy.

This is what we need to fight. In close quarters. With some Barry White and maybe a bottle of wine. . . .

Agreed!
Time to bring out the Big Uns.

I did that at Walmart once, they asked me never to return.

Moral of the story: Never Let Cory Booker Out In Public.

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
So drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
Ready?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
(Spongebob Squarepants!)

These are the lyrics of the show.

I highlighted the pertinent part.

This is why we elected Trump! So no one, not a single man, woman or child will EVER have to "drop on the deck and flop like a fish."

This is what Pelosi wants.

This is what the communists want.

God Bless America.

originally posted by: contextual
The paranoid delusion from trump's deranged supporters is delicious.

You may have gotten a lil confused from the thread title but the nickelodeon website you’re looking for is www.nick.com. Glad I could help.

I think that college should force the professor into retirement. He is even too much of a conspiracy theorist for ATS.

I thought spongebob was yellow?

I really dislike spongebob, it was always playing on the TV when the granddaughter was living with us and it drives you nuts after a while. Maybe that is what triggered the professor, spongebob dominating his household.

a reply to: IAMTAT
I remember living under a socialist regime when I was a little kid. One day suddenly the government decided Disney cartoons were bad and took away Mickey, Donald and the rest. Popeye lasted a bit more.

a reply to: IAMTAT

But I thought use to be a gang banging homosexual?

"He wears a red tie, he eats Krabby cakes -- that's a derogatory word for a gang, crab. And then, his best friend Patrick is a five-point star and that could possibly represent a blood set people gang," explained Gang Intervention Specialist Devon Harris.

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I recall a school in Sachse TX banning it cause it promoted homosexuality.

Granted this way further back in the clownverse timeline we aer on.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

White bread is a tool of white supremacy. See ... white bread is a sign of wealth and we all know only whites have wealth, so it's about white privilege or something.

a reply to: ketsuko
White Bread and Mayonnaise

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Sponge bob hitler

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originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
a reply to: IAMTAT

This person never watched SpongeBob then. Mr. Crab has a daughter, one of the cops is a woman, King Neptune has a daughter. Sounds like this professor is talking like a man with a paper hind end.

Actually the saying is talking like a fish with a paper butthole. There is no sexual designation of who has said butthole. So why are you associating this saying to a man? Simple feminist male bashing since the professor is Female.

a reply to: PhilbertDezineck

I grew up with the way I stated it. I'm an equal opportunity basher, so there's that.

Good. It is good to know that the so called elite of learning and teaching (professors, as in professional) has figured out all other problems. I mean if they focus on Spongebob we are globally close to Utopia and all other meaningful challenges have been mastered.

Okay I left my ontopic message, now the fun part:

a reply to: DBCowboy
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That is you right?

a reply to: Oleandra88

That was actually the last ATS get-together.

Nailed it!

SpongeBob is less Hitler and more Dahmer. There’s bodies for days under that coconut house of his.

a reply to: IAMTAT

So, parents,...

SHAME ON YOU for indoctrinating your babies into racism, violence against indigenous peoples, sexism, gendered violence, cultural appropriation, and American military nuclear colonialism!

And don't forget Crabby Patties...