Trump and the Pope

The president asks the Pope to go for a ride on his yacht with him. A ways out to sea, they sit down for a bit to eat and a bit of a talk.

The wind suddenly picks up, and the pontiffs large hat catches the wind like a sail. It goes flying from his head, and out into the water.

President Trump says to the Pope "I got this".

He climbs down the back of the boat to the ladder, and then down to the water.

President Trump then begins to leisurely walk across the water, picking up the hat, and bringing it back to the yacht for the Pope.



The next morning the headlines on the Washington Post read "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

a reply to: incoserv

Trump cures ham.

Supporters give him an honorary doctorate in medicine.

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: incoserv

Trump cures ham.

Supporters give him an honorary doctorate in medicine.

He has to cure the ham, no one on the left knows how to even boil water.