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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IkNOwSTuff
As an internet expert on America and Americans, I can say that your plan has merit.
Although I would try a different approach if you want to keep Americans away.
Just tell America that the rest of the world has given up elevators and escalators.
All Americans are fat. We are grossly obese and hate to use stairs. I'm breaking out in a sweat right now because I typed too fast.
If Americans even "thought" about exercise, they'd run (well, waddle) away from every country.