British Prime Minister Could Become President Of The United States...

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Born in New York... yeah, he's a "Yank."

The UK is now under Yankee rule!

If y'all are real nice, we might let you become the 51st state... but you'll have to learn to speak proper English.



TheRedneck

a reply to: TheRedneck

You mean we would have to learn to speak "American"? Drive on the wrong side of the road? Become morbidly obese?
Get shot by our Police if we are black? Play rugby with crash helmets and full body armour? Sorry - "armor"? Etc.

Hmmmm....let us think about it for a bit.

I believe that people are confusing the concept of a US president vs a prime minister.

At no point have I ever had the impression or feeling my prime minister rules over me. He represents his party and can fall as fast as he/she came.

Peace

a reply to: TheRedneck

... but you'll have to learn to speak proper English.

What, like this guy?
www.abovetopsecret.com...

I fear Boris is going to provide you guys with an enormous amount of ammunition for you to really take the piss out of us.

originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Born in New York... yeah, he's a "Yank."

The UK is now under Yankee rule!

If y'all are real nice, we might let you become the 51st state... but you'll have to learn to speak proper English.

TheRedneck

The first seven US Presidents where born British Subjects.

So it's only fair that we have one of yours.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AnakinWayneII

Another way of viewing this... an American now runs Great Britain.

it took 243 years, but the final insult of the Revolutionary War has been delivered.

Thanks France!

The UK still pretty much controls the money in the U.S.

Well it's private U.K. families not the state I suppose.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AnakinWayneII

Another way of viewing this... an American now runs Great Britain.

it took 243 years, but the final insult of the Revolutionary War has been delivered.

Best comment of the thread ha!

a reply to: oldcarpy

Damn...and all the american girls will have to have cankles and bad teeth. And we will have to wait 30 days for the coppers to show up. Oh and drive crap cars with lawnmower engines.

a reply to: lakenheath24

And we will have to wait 30 days for the coppers to show up.

Look on the bright side, at least they won't shoot you in the face when they finally turn up.

My cars do not have lawnmower engines and you can't hear them rusting away.....

originally posted by: oldcarpy
You mean we would have to learn to speak "American"? Drive on the wrong side of the road? Become morbidly obese?
Get shot by our Police if we are black? Play rugby with crash helmets and full body armour? Sorry - "armor"? Etc.

Hmmmm....let us think about it for a bit.

Think of the pluses, you would no longer be forced to consume jellied eels.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Think of the pluses, you would no longer be forced to consume jellied eels.

That would indeed be a plus. Disgusting. And the tripe and onions thing.

Would we have to listen to Dick van Dyke's awful cockney accent in Mary Poppins? That might be a deal breaker.

Thinking about my earlier post, I was probably wrong about the car thing. In fact, I can hear the Mrs' roadster rusting away.

a reply to: oldcarpy

Your right....they let the pikeys do it for them. My bad...scooter engines.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No but they still love to swallow a good spotted dick.

a reply to: lakenheath24

You can't say that word here!!!!! For shame. Viz used to do a cartoon strip - "The Thieving Gypsy B@st@rds". They got letters and it did not last long.

a reply to: oldcarpy

Whaaa...censoring Viz!!! We just had a gyppo funeral here....all the pubs were closed for "maintenance". Then some of em perked up in the locsl rec center. Dirty buggers take a crap wherever they want. It takes at east a week to move em. Meanwhile they tow your car the next day. Go figure.

originally posted by: oldcarpy
Would we have to listen to Dick van Dyke's awful cockney accent in Mary Poppins?

No. But you would have to listen to Brad Pitt's pikey accent from Snatch.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Snatched? What, they've done a sequel to Snatch?

a reply to: oldcarpy


Some guy on the internet messed up the title.

Boris Johnson is a joke in this country, and besides that anyway, why would you want another one when you already have Trump?

a reply to: lakenheath24

Oh and drive crap cars with lawnmower engines.