posted on Jul, 21 2019 @ 09:19 AM
Sometimes eating corn can be noisy, and sometimes people smacking on bubble gum can be noisy (though it drives me crazy). Sometimes eating granola
can be so noisy I can't hear the TV. Sometimes a person crunching on a chip can be noisy (the bags especially so, but this isn't about bags).
So today I was enjoying a piece of delicious fruit when my wife says..."My gosh, that must be the noisiest piece of fruit ever!!"
Now, I'd never considered this before, a "noisy" food. What a concept. And then I started thinking about it (a dangerous thing for yours
You see, I was eating one of the nectarines I'd picked up from the farmers market. They are exceptionally delicious this year! Almost like candy!
Oh sure, you can TRY to eat a ripe nectarine quietly, but after you get a couple bites in it's "SLUURRRPPP" City for the rest of it! That,
or all that delicious nectar is streaming down your arm! **Bite...slurrp, slurrrrp...bite, slurp, smack..SLUURRP!**
I also realized something else; eating a ripe nectarine takes one's total attention and commitment. You can't casually eat a nectarine, you have to
dedicate yourself to eating it. There's no half-steppin' with nectarines! You're either 'all-in' or it's 'go home' time. Take your eyes off
the fruit for even a second and you're wearing some of it on your shirt, or pants. I've now realized there's an actual strategy to eating a
nectarine...over the sink! Like I said, you gotta' go BIG or go home with this fruit, and it takes dedication.
But, MAN ARE THOSE THINGS GOOD!! WOW!!
Nectarines are by far the noisiest food ever!
That is all.