Went on my first date on Friday and it went really well

Hi all,
On Friday I went on my first date with a girl I matched with on Tinder.

We had lunch at The Conservatory a restaurant on the Auckland Waterfront and it went really well because she wants to continue talking to me and seeing where we end up. Plus she said when we first started talking she would like to have a long-term relationship with me.

She could be a serial killer looking for gullible victims. I am pretty sure I dated a few when I was young.

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

As I am an internet expert on dating, allow me to offer some great dating tips.

1. Chicks have boobs.

2. Buy her an apron on the 3rd date, it’s appropriate.

3. Spanking other women on the fanny in front of her asserts your dominance.





Have fun!

originally posted by: paraphi
She could be a serial killer looking for gullible victims. I am pretty sure I dated a few when I was young.

Yep, might mean she wants to suck all the meat off your bones after slowly roasting and basting you on a spit over an open fire.

"Long term relationship" can have more than one meaning.

Congrats. Just keep your eye out for that rotisserie skewer!

3. Spanking other women on the fanny in front of her asserts your dominance

Have fun!

Although this might be a slight issue if carrying out said act in the UK.

But the again... 😉🤪

Lags

Yep, might mean she wants to suck all the meat off your bones after slowly roasting and basting you on a spit over an open fire.

That is called marriage.

Lags

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

Yep, might mean she wants to suck all the meat off your bones after slowly roasting and basting you on a spit over an open fire.

That is called marriage.

Lags

this is all the proof needed that ATS need a rim shot app.

originally posted by: Conspiracyskeptic
Hi all,
On Friday I went on my first date with a girl I matched with on Tinder.

We had lunch at The Conservatory a restaurant on the Auckland Waterfront and it went really well because she wants to continue talking to me and seeing where we end up. Plus she said when we first started talking she would like to have a long-term relationship with me.

Great I am happy to read this kind of stuff!

Sometimes this world seems like a cold and dark place but when stuff like this happens, it gives me hope

originally posted by: Conspiracyskeptic
Hi all,
On Friday I went on my first date with a girl I matched with on Tinder.

We had lunch at The Conservatory a restaurant on the Auckland Waterfront and it went really well because she wants to continue talking to me and seeing where we end up. Plus she said when we first started talking she would like to have a long-term relationship with me.

Watch it
I went on a first date once that sounded a bit like yours.
Caused 40 years of gloriously contented marriage.

originally posted by: Gothmog

Watch it
I went on a first date once that sounded a bit like yours.
Caused 40 years of gloriously contented marriage.

That sounds really romantic

Nothing to "watch it" for

Or it could mean good....www.youtube.com...

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

I'm happy that your 1st date went well, to really impress her on your next date, buy some extra strong tin-foil and make her a hat to keep out all the evil rays being beamed into her head!!! You are on a conspiracy site after all.

originally posted by: Kurokage
a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

I'm happy that your 1st date went well, to really impress her on your next date, buy some extra strong tin-foil and make her a hat to keep out all the evil rays being beamed into her head!!! You are on a conspiracy site after all.

Yes. This. Extra strong tin foil for her on the second date

That should be impressive

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

Just remember the law of female mutation. It takes 2 years for the metamorphosis to occur after exchanging bodily fluids (it absorbs your DNA). Only then, will you really know what it is and the method of your annihilation.

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

That's awesome! Best of luck to you. Keep us updated, if you are so inclined.

a reply to: DBCowboy


4. If so does not eat all her food at dinner, take it from her plate and eat it and say technically it's mine since I am playing for it.

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic


Good for you bro. But what do you think about her? We see she is into you but what's your thoughts on it all?

I got a first date tonight, hope it works out as well as yours.

a reply to: MorpheusUSA

Make sure you're wearing your ATS tinfoil hat. Like I posted earlier, nothing looks better on your date like a man in an impressive tinfoil hat. Nothing better than making a good impression on the first date!!

a reply to: Conspiracyskeptic

How wonderful for you Conspiracyskeptic! I wish you much joy and love in your relationship.

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Heads up


Anyway, this thread is very entertaining and deserves more attention for the replies, reality meets conspiracy and bitter twisted cynicism, what a recipe