10th Annual International Cyber Security Summit Keynote Speaker... Hillary Clinton?!

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FireEye, Inc. is hosting its 10th annual Cyber Defense summit, intended to "bring together many of the world's leading security experts, frontline heroes, government leaders, and executives from various industries to address the challenges of today’s threat landscape," the intelligence-led security company explains on its website.

They thought former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would fit the bill, so they invited her to give one of the keynote speeches.

Worse, she accepted.

My God, what the hell are they thinking? This would be like inviting Bernie Madoff to keynote an investment securities symposium, or inviting Dick Cheney to keynote a firearm safety seminar, or asking Gordan Ramsay to MC the annual fast food chain jamboree and eat-off. This one goes beyond politics, way, way beyond politics... I don't care about her politics, the election, or her personality here, you can set all of those personal beefs aside and just based off of the fact that her setup of an illegal, uncontrolled, private email server lead to a sizeable portion of the last 3 years' worth of "Russian collusion" and "Russian Election Meddling" SNAFUs and easily ask "Why? Was this really the most appropriate individual they could ink for this event which essentially serves to point at every cyber security tied decision the woman made and say 'Ack! What not to do, what not to do!'?"

The jokes write themselves here. I wish to God this was going to be an open mic audience she was speaking to. Maybe one of them could ask her "Should we be using symmetric key or block encryption for securing data?" and she'll break out the old "what difference does it make!?!?"

It must be like inviting Joie Chitwood to address an annual convention of auto insurance companies..... don't do what this guy does....
Joie Chitwood
Sorry, if you are epileptic, you may not want to see this video... it is enough to trigger a seizure.

Right...state of the art security techniques like rags, bleachbit and hammers....

So what is a "security summit" exactly? Is this where hackers from around the world come to show off their techniques? That's where Hillery belongs - in the company of other accomplished criminals.

I can imagine a Q and A session. Madam speaker, how do you permanently erase your hard drive? Hillary, with a hammer!

If there is one person who needed better computer security, it was Hillary Clinton. I bet all those people will be making jokes about her in the Bars after she makes the speech.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
townhall.com...

FireEye, Inc. is hosting its 10th annual Cyber Defense summit, intended to "bring together many of the world's leading security experts, frontline heroes, government leaders, and executives from various industries to address the challenges of today’s threat landscape," the intelligence-led security company explains on its website.

They thought former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would fit the bill, so they invited her to give one of the keynote speeches.

Worse, she accepted.

My God, what the hell are they thinking? This would be like inviting Bernie Madoff to keynote an investment securities symposium, or inviting Dick Cheney to keynote a firearm safety seminar, or asking Gordan Ramsay to MC the annual fast food chain jamboree and eat-off. This one goes beyond politics, way, way beyond politics... I don't care about her politics, the election, or her personality here, you can set all of those personal beefs aside and just based off of the fact that her setup of an illegal, uncontrolled, private email server lead to a sizeable portion of the last 3 years' worth of "Russian collusion" and "Russian Election Meddling" SNAFUs and easily ask "Why? Was this really the most appropriate individual they could ink for this event which essentially serves to point at every cyber security tied decision the woman made and say 'Ack! What not to do, what not to do!'?"

The jokes write themselves here. I wish to God this was going to be an open mic audience she was speaking to. Maybe one of them could ask her "Should we be using symmetric key or block encryption for securing data?" and she'll break out the old "what difference does it make!?!?"

the syllabus has been handed out, and section 2 which will begin just after lunch deals with how to wipe your hard drives, with a cloth, and what status level you have to be at to disregard national security. It should be a riveting time indeed.

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti
So what is a "security summit" exactly? Is this where hackers from around the world come to show off their techniques? That's where Hillery belongs - in the company of other accomplished criminals.

Actually, she belongs in a cage

a reply to: burdman30ott6


Ted Bundy just got invited to the annual Women's Rights Group as keynote.

More proof of how dumbed-down much of the country has become.

Hyperbolic oxymoron. but hay, she can convince almost half the population.....fact...

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
townhall.com...

FireEye, Inc. is hosting its 10th annual Cyber Defense summit, intended to "bring together many of the world's leading security experts, frontline heroes, government leaders, and executives from various industries to address the challenges of today’s threat landscape," the intelligence-led security company explains on its website.

They thought former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would fit the bill, so they invited her to give one of the keynote speeches.

Worse, she accepted.

My God, what the hell are they thinking? This would be like inviting Bernie Madoff to keynote an investment securities symposium, or inviting Dick Cheney to keynote a firearm safety seminar, or asking Gordan Ramsay to MC the annual fast food chain jamboree and eat-off. This one goes beyond politics, way, way beyond politics... I don't care about her politics, the election, or her personality here, you can set all of those personal beefs aside and just based off of the fact that her setup of an illegal, uncontrolled, private email server lead to a sizeable portion of the last 3 years' worth of "Russian collusion" and "Russian Election Meddling" SNAFUs and easily ask "Why? Was this really the most appropriate individual they could ink for this event which essentially serves to point at every cyber security tied decision the woman made and say 'Ack! What not to do, what not to do!'?"

The jokes write themselves here. I wish to God this was going to be an open mic audience she was speaking to. Maybe one of them could ask her "Should we be using symmetric key or block encryption for securing data?" and she'll break out the old "what difference does it make!?!?"

At least we now have a reasonable idea as to why there are so many data breaches, the people who run security are ef'ing idiots.

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wonder when Mike Pence will deliver his speech to GLAAD?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wonder when Mike Pence will deliver his speech to GLAAD?

Right after my speech at SlimFast and Jenny Craig.

a reply to: DBCowboy

bravo
very well played

a reply to: burdman30ott6



It's not often the word "irony" can be correctly applied to something. This is one of those occasions.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
I wonder when Mike Pence will deliver his speech to GLAAD?

There's a convention for plastic wrap?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Maybe she can explain how to wipe a server with a cloth.