BREAKING: New York declares Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state

New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the state declared a ‘State of Emergency’ Saturday as the last New Yorker who actually pays taxes left for Florida.

“It’s just selfish,” said N.Y. Rep Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. “If you don’t want to pay your fair share or a bunch of other people’s fair shares too, you’re just greedy.”



Gov. Cuomo said the state will be insolvent and have to declare bankruptcy if they don’t figure out a way to keep taxpayers there.

Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren suggested they build a wall to stop the migration from New York to other states. “We don’t need a wall to stop welfare recipients from entering the state. That would be immoral. But to keep high income earners here—that’s exactly what walls are for!” And then she started doing an Indian rain dance]

Is this the prequel to Escape from Ny?



this is just barely satire

“It’s just selfish,” said N.Y. Rep Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. “If you don’t want to pay your fair share or a bunch of other people’s fair shares too, you’re just greedy.”

THAT's effing greedy.

@AOC has announced she is taking permanent residence in D.C. !!

a reply to: dashen

It costs $0 to enter Brooklyn on the Verrazano bridge.

It costs $17 to leave Brooklyn on the Verrazano bridge.

....just sayin.

originally posted by: xuenchen
@AOC has announced she is taking permanent residence in D.C. !!

Tom Perez says one can be both a democratic socialist AND a capitalist!

LOOOL!

We should build a wall around DC.

a reply to: AgarthaSeed

I always thought it was interesting how there are military forts on both ends

originally posted by: neo96

originally posted by: xuenchen
@AOC has announced she is taking permanent residence in D.C. !!

Tom Perez says one can be both a democratic socialist AND a capitalist!

LOOOL!

We should build a wall around DC.

Epic !

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AgarthaSeed

I always thought it was interesting how there are military forts on both ends

Indeed. Let that gravy simmer.

a reply to: dashen


lol. That is funny.

I saw this one from your source and had a laugh as well.

Too funny.

UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’