I just caught my son doing this. . . . . .

If and when he becomes a father himself, wrap a dollar bill with a note inside (like you found in his laundry). Put it in his pocket at some point on the day when the baby is born.

Have the note say,

"I am so proud of you, always have been. Now its time to know how I felt all these years. Congratulations, new dad"

a reply to: DBCowboy

I hope I can experience fatherhood one day. Sounds awesome. Edit- It sounds awesome IF you are a badass, like my man, DeeBee-CeeBee. Which of course, I am. 👍

originally posted by: Krakatoa
If and when he becomes a father himself, wrap a dollar bill with a note inside (like you found in his laundry). Put it in his pocket at some point on the day when the baby is born.

Have the note say,

"I am so proud of you, always have been. Now its time to know how I felt all these years. Congratulations, new dad"

Oh jeez man that nearly brought a tear to my eye. 👍

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Mind. . . . Blown.


My wife found a dollar bill in the laundry of my son. It was taped over with a note inside if it.

"If you find this, I hope it makes your day a little better."

He's been dropping them all over town when he's out with his friends or out working.

Jesus. What kind of kid am I raising???

Proud of my little guy. For a 15 year old, he does have a streak of awesome. Will have to have a chat with the wife, because I'm sure he didn't get it from me!

Oh oh , you may want to intervene while you can. This is a serious matter not to be taken lightly. Good intentions at a young age is the gateway drug to leftism. Get help now, the time todo an intervention is now.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: Lumenari

Where do you think he got the money?

Probably a bride from his mom to not tell his schoolmates about Dad's basement...

Ahh, DB's pleasure room, the memories! 😍

🤣

ETA, forgot to add, but that's brilliant, you must be so proud of your lad - great job Mr and Mrs DB!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Justso

I want to go out and buy him a car or a hooker or something!

Man.

Not too often my kid can catch me unawares.

He's only 15, so a hooker is probably not a good reward. Next year it would be an awesome present, though.

Your son is a credit to you and your wife, he is special and hopefully has a career in helping people. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Most kids these days are d**ks, I read something here on ATS by another poster that was quoting someone (soz I can't remember who) and said.

"let's not make a better future for our kids, let's make better kids for our future" and your son is an excellent example of this. Thanks for sharing, and keep us posted on other cool stuff he does. Snf 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

a reply to: MisterSpock

Hahaha I didn't even think of that! 😂 😂 😂
Let's give him a pass anyway right? Sounds legit to me 👍🏻👍🏻😁😁

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you for sharing this --- gotta keep my hope in humanity alive!

Note: it's the individuals that are our salvation. Government and Media - fugget about it

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I want to go out and buy him a car or a hooker or something!

I'll let you borrow one of mine.

The hooker that is, not the car, I don't trust your kid with my Lambo.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I want to go out and buy him a car or a hooker or something!

I'll let you borrow one of mine.

The hooker that is, not the car

Some assembly required.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Yeah, there's that. All the important parts are there though...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


. . . All the important parts are there though...

That's what SHE said!


if she could speak, that is

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Yeah, there's that. All the important parts are there though...

Tell that to the guy with a foot fetish.