Long time lurker... finally part of the family.... gulp!

Like I said, probably 15 years off and on of getting some of the most interesting and out there news from this site and I am finally memberized! I hail from west coast Canada and am a landscaper by trade but a polymath at heart. I think I now have the perspective ( and the guts) to make some posts of my own, I won't be contributing to the political side of the forums as what I always came here for was the mysteries and the intrigue. I guess people need an outlet for the wild and crazy political stress they're feeling but enjoy when someone posts a good old fashioned conspiracy or conundrum. Thanks for listening and hope to hear from you all in future.
Ps my amygdala is fine!

a reply to: Swollenamygdala

Howdy !

You are the content that you post !

Happy contributions !

a reply to: Swollenamygdala

Good luck.

a reply to: Swollenamygdala

A hearty welcome to you!
I also took years to join. I was paranoid....

Haha your profile gif got me! I must be tired! a reply to: Timely

And still are I hope! a reply to: visitedbythem

a reply to: Swollenamygdala

Welcome to the party!

a reply to: Swollenamygdala

Lurking is bad for your back!!

Welcome to, Trump, er, ATS!!

Soon, rabbit holes will be your friend!!

Hello friend!

Have you heard of our lord and saviour, Elvis the devine?

originally posted by: Swollenamygdala
And still are I hope! a reply to: visitedbythem

Not so much anymore!

Walk softly and carry a big stick!

originally posted by: Swollenamygdala
Like I said, probably 15 years off and on of getting some of the most interesting and out there news from this site and I am finally memberized! I hail from west coast Canada and am a landscaper by trade but a polymath at heart. I think I now have the perspective ( and the guts) to make some posts of my own, I won't be contributing to the political side of the forums as what I always came here for was the mysteries and the intrigue. I guess people need an outlet for the wild and crazy political stress they're feeling but enjoy when someone posts a good old fashioned conspiracy or conundrum. Thanks for listening and hope to hear from you all in future.
Ps my amygdala is fine!

You do you. Hope you have a good time here.
Keep things in T&C and you'll be fine.

So nice to meet you! I love mysteries and intrigue! Welcome!

a reply to: Night Star

Mysteries and Intrigue!!!! Where NS??? Hahaha Just jivin. Welcome from me swollenthingy.



Don't mess with Night Star.

Cool chicky babe. Would love to visit Canada but they won't let me get on the jet with my knife

Kind regards to all and yourself newbie,

bally

a reply to: bally001

A knife ?

That's not a knife.

That is attitude ...

Be nice to new members !

They have got to start somewhere, a simple welcome would do ... 😎

a reply to: bally001

Hahaha! Mysteries and intrigue...find the right threads, they are buried underneath all the political stuff, but they are there.

Cool chicky Babe? Why thank you kind Sir!

a reply to: Timely

Yeah, I guess you're right. Sorry Swollenthingamagig. It's just that after my last episode at "The Shed" I've been a bit wound up.

Yer see Timeman I came out of the cellar at midnight for a breather and was speakin to the guard at the gate of the shed castle. Had a bottle with me of course. I sees a light up near an alcove. Bout 40 feet up. Rolled a smoke. Lit up. I says to the guard, "Someones still awake!" He says to me, "Year that's Nightstar's pillar." I says, "Really!!! Bulls#it..."
"Yes, No sir" he replies. Well, I set him straight I said, "It's Yeah, Nah mate!" And he pulls his sword out. So I says, "What's that?" He says, "I'm here to protect Nightstar, this is my sword!!!" I simply said, "That's not a sword, this is a sword." As a joke I pulled out the knife with a grin.

Well, to cut the story short, some other bloke in pjamas came out and said "Oi!!!" Chucked a book at me and sconned me. I dropped. Fair enough. I gets up, puts the knife away, picks up me bottle and went back to the cellar.

Mystery and Intrigue, you got it right there.

Kind regards,

bally

a reply to: Night Star

No, I don't have to look. I went through both mystery and Intrigue as I outlined to Timeguy in the previous post on this thread.

Never got to meet you but by all accounts you're a 'chickibabe' that I'll look after.

PS, not suckin up. I got a missus and tinlids.

Kind regards,

bally.

a reply to: bally001

All good mate !

We are also here to sympathise with vents ...
You are one of the good guys ...

We won't hold it against you !

Sweet dreams mate ... 😎

OH ... please come back to the shed, we are very human over there ! 😎

a reply to: bally001

You're one of our lurkers???????? How wonderful!

To the OP, The Shed 22 is...




No politics there.

a reply to: Night Star

Hangon, I've been down in the cellar for weeks!!! Only came up for a smoke until happy in his pjamas got me between the eyes with a book. And I must say, it was a thick book. Something on the cover said, "Spells". Your guard just laughed and said, "Noice".

Well I'm still in the cellar. Lump had settled.

Hang on, I can smell "ORC"!!

I'm off.

kind regards,

bally