A gay and a lesbian kiss - are we now "straight"?

You over-think.
If it feels right, go with it.

Thank you.

Is it a nasal infection everybody has?

No, since our drought in the Cape (RSA) the plants haven't really taken root yet.

When you walk, the dust goes in your face.

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Nyiah

Maybe, but I think I just got too drunk.

But everybody was.

Yeah, but two different situations.

One last night, and one earlier in the week.

But last night, I drove to the last bar with my "lesbian" sister (well she drove).

But once at this bar I couldn't find them.

I walked home.

That's all that happened.

Because now, as gender politics go, will she claim I "raped" or "molested" her?

A very real fear for men.

But I suppose she cannot, because when we kissed everybody saw it.
It was a mutual thing.
And then I walked home.
And I don't think much could have transpired with a five minute drive from one bar to another.
But probably the right choice to walk home, and remove myself from the situation.

The other situation (earlier this week), there was no booze involved.
Just people mistakenly leaving the gates open (wasn't me), and suddenly this huge German Shepard on the loose.
But luckily that was successfully contained too.
Stress, man - just stress.
But all good.

All's well that ends well.

So to get down to the nitty gritty:

You are a gay man and snogged a gay woman whilst drunk... IMO nowt to worry about.

However... Did you snog the dog or dogs?

As a gay man, yeah I snogged the lesbian lady.

Did I snog the dog?
No, I made a joke once, ages ago.
No, not my scene.

I wanna be buddies with the wolf yeah.
I want him on my "team".

I want to be friends, not enemies.

But nothing more.

originally posted by: halfoldman
As a gay man, yeah I snogged the lesbian lady.

Did I snog the dog?
No, I made a joke once, ages ago.
No, not my scene.

I wanna be buddies with the wolf yeah.
I want him on my "team".

I want to be friends, not enemies.

But nothing more.

As a long time veterinary (ex military) may I suggest that you try to do an olfactive test on said wolves testicles with ones nose?

Children: Do not I REPEAT... DO NOT repeat what you read in books, see on TV or read from some knob on internet.

Sorry I am in Amsterdam for a couple of days on a business meeting and my sense of humour just had an eppy...🤣

Enjoy every day HOM

Respects

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Ha, thanks for the laughs brother!



Or sister - now I'm in the doo-doo again.

Excuse me, it's Ma' am!

That was just the funniest thing I ever saw in my life.

a reply to: halfoldman

We had drinks and shooters

People do all kinds of things when they drink.

And isn't it the strangest thing, from China around the world to the US, this drug is legal?

Beer, wine, tequila ... ?

But that's how the world turns.

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Ha, thanks for the laughs brother!



Or sister - now I'm in the doo-doo again.

Being in the poo (doo doo) depends on how you master your nose..

Have some sympathy ...

www.youtube.com...

originally posted by: halfoldman
Have some sympathy ...

www.youtube.com...

I will get back with some camp stuff tomorrow when I get to my seedy hotel in the Netherlands.

Google « the only way is up » by yazz in the meantime.

originally posted by: SeaWorthy
a reply to: halfoldman

We had drinks and shooters

People do all kinds of things when they drink.

Drank, dronk our drunk?

Personally I am not as prunk as sum deeple plunk I am!

Stir it up.

One thing that happened, I did find several avocados.

You gonna eat those?

Yip, I think I actually will.

Offer it to the Lord, and make it prasadam.

What is prasadam?
krishna.org...

It is the Lord's mercy.

Through faith (Love to God), everything becomes purified.

One lady got invited to their "church".

She said it was the most horrific thing she ever experienced.
Yeah, and that was "Christian".

They never invite me!

I guess, they know what you're gonna say.