The drama of a new job when unemployed

A while back I authored a thread about an offer I received about my job.

Well, after weeks of negotiations, tears, hysterical sobbing, occasional farting, it has begun.

Today was my last day of employment of my old position. I am now unemployed.

Until Monday.

So now that I am unemployed, I thought about walking around in t-shirts and drinking beer and cursing Trump because I don't have a job.

Until Monday.

My flock of new Gunthers will remain without their evil taskmaster for 48 whole hours. They will wander aimlessly, lost without a fat bastard poking them with sharp sticks.

Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.

Monday, when I emerge from the long weekend of unemployment I will fly out to the Midwest and freeze my tiny balls off in an attempt to act like some kind of corporate jerk. I've been told I might have to be serious and frown on occasion.

And wear a tie.


They said nothing about pants.

Oh, and I've been told that saying, "Pull my finger" is frowned upon. But I'm not sure about that one.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Stay strong DB.

Godspeed.

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Stay strong DB.

Godspeed.

I don't know, it's been @ 5 hours now.

It's been rough.

Have I told you lately that I really enjoy your threads

PS spurs and figs

Get a job ya bum.

a reply to: caterpillage

Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.

I get the desk next to the toilet.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
A while back I authored a thread about an offer I received about my job.

Well, after weeks of negotiations, tears, hysterical sobbing, occasional farting, it has begun.

Today was my last day of employment of my old position. I am now unemployed.

Until Monday.

So now that I am unemployed, I thought about walking around in t-shirts and drinking beer and cursing Trump because I don't have a job.

Until Monday.

My flock of new Gunthers will remain without their evil taskmaster for 48 whole hours. They will wander aimlessly, lost without a fat bastard poking them with sharp sticks.

Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.

Monday, when I emerge from the long weekend of unemployment I will fly out to the Midwest and freeze my tiny balls off in an attempt to act like some kind of corporate jerk. I've been told I might have to be serious and frown on occasion.

And wear a tie.


They said nothing about pants.

Oh, and I've been told that saying, "Pull my finger" is frowned upon. But I'm not sure about that one.

For 2 days, you are once again your own person. Do your things. You are not owned until Monday.

Enjoy

a reply to: DBCowboy

RETIRED UNTIL MONDAY!!!!!! Don't waste the retirement.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't worry it's been a warm winter here, it is a balmy 28 right now.
Don't be startled if you see people wearing shorts outside.

Seriously, that is pretty warm for winter for us. People are very upset that there is so little snow this year.

a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL!

Good luck with your new job DB!

I've had 41 different jobs. Contact me if you are having trouble with life.

a reply to: DBCowboy

No.

Wear pants !

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Of course, since I've been unemployed since @ 4:15 this afternoon, I have grown a beard and have completely disregarded any personal hygiene.

Hey thats some feat right there DC a beard in an afternoon?

a reply to: DBCowboy


Lol, your posts rock!

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: DBCowboy

No.

Wear pants !

Says the guy who didn't used to wear any

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: rickymouse
Sounds like you will fit right in at your new job. Your new office will be in the same area where the maintenance and janitors work out of. Fit right in.

I get the desk next to the toilet.

even the Wednesday after Taco Tuesday?