Funtastic Software

Over the years I have had orgasms over the prospect that one day I'll be able to colour not just a briefcase level folder, but all the subfolders and files within each lower level folder.

My orgasms would explode exponentially if I could; just as an example, trace say; one red, one, blue and one black folder and or one red, one blue and one black file from the brief case level to the lowest level folder in the list.

Just thinking about the ease of tracing that ONE red file down through a dozen or more blue folders just causes the orgasms to flow uncontrollably.

What would cause me have orgasms from daylight till dark is the realistic prospect that I could through some kind of settings menu, that would enable me to fatten out the slider column on the right hand side of the page - permanently, and adjust it to my desired width.

What would cause me have orgasms all day and all night is the realistic prospect that not only could I fatten out the slider column but also increase the LENGTH of the ARROW HEAD using a menu to make permanent adjustments. Ooooooboyyy.

You see; my hands shake and I wear glasses which quickly get smudgy, dusty; out of focus and all those other inconvenient things that happen to glasses. The net effect is that I often 'miss' the "G" spot on the upward and downward arrow heads when I want to go up or down the screen in a controlled speed rather than suddenly find I'm 20 pages up or down from where I wanted to be.

There is an an excellent uninstaller program out there but the sadistic owners have deliberately made the slider so, so, narrow and so, so, similar in colour to the surrounding colour that it causes my all my orgasm making chemicals to all exit the body in searing stinking hot flash and the worst of this is that it takes days for it to come back again.

I have told the makers of this program about my shaking, poor eyesight and poor hand eye coordination but I think that was a mistake. Not only did I hear their horrible cackle, cackle, laugh from across the other side of the world all night; when I was trying to sleep but unfortunately they stole my orgasm making capacity which frankly; I found rather pleasurable and relaxing..... darn that... funny how when we get just a touch trite, we make little mistakes.

a reply to: Azureblue

"You see; my hands shake and I wear glasses which quickly get smudgy, dusty; out of focus and all those other inconvenient things that happen to glasses"

You already have poor eyesight. Keep this up, you may very well go blind.

a reply to: Azureblue


Uh, Okay....huh?

What operating system are you using or is this a wet dream?

a reply to: Azureblue
I think that you have a virus...

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Sounds like you could do with a program like this....

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originally posted by: toms54
a reply to: Azureblue

"You see; my hands shake and I wear glasses which quickly get smudgy, dusty; out of focus and all those other inconvenient things that happen to glasses"

You already have poor eyesight. Keep this up, you may very well go blind.

How about that? I never thought someone would come back with that. Oh how I fell into that?? :

originally posted by: seattlerat

What operating system are you using or is this a wet dream?

No; my operating system is real. I use win 7 SP1, PC

originally posted by: recrisp
a reply to: Azureblue
I think that you have a virus...

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I think the software development industry has a virus.

I cannot believe what i would like to see developed has not been developed some years ago now. I'm quite certain many others would like this software also. I hardly think I am the only one.

a reply to: Azureblue

While the presentation of my request for this software was tongue-in-cheek, my irritation at not having this software available after all these years of computer use is real.

originally posted by: Azureblue
a reply to: Azureblue

While the presentation of my request for this software was tongue-in-cheek, my irritation at not having this software available after all these years of computer use is real.

I thought I had seen this before, while it is not separate software, windows does have the capability to allow you to change the size of the scrollbars for most programs (except where the programmer has encoded a specific size, you can tell that by resizing the window and the scrollbars stay the same size.)

This is a good site that gives the steps needed to change the size of scrollbars. How to Increase the Scrollbar Size in Windows 7/8/10

a reply to: Wolfie0827

Thanks for that, I read that article.