Tell me something about yourself no one would believe

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm


I really do eat small children.

Wow!! do you eat them hole or just one bite at a time?

Legs and arms first, or ...?

originally posted by: Subrosabelow
There's nothing interesting or unique about me personally, to be honest. Just a country girl that grew up in New Mexico. I do have a massive amount of Transformers figures occupying my computer desk. There's no room for anything else at this point, hah.

Hmmm... There was a famous NFL player that came from my hometown though. That's kinda cool considering how tiny the town is.

Brian Urlacher

He played for the Chicago Bears for many years.

People like you are the ones that usually have the most amazing stories but they are too down to earth to even realize it!

originally posted by: opethPA

originally posted by: JFA13
a reply to: underpass61

originally posted by: underpass61
a reply to: JAGStorm

Back in the 70's I was credited in Skateboarder Magazine as the inventor of the Fakie 360.

Steve?

Cab ? No freaking way if true.

No, most of my skating was pre- Bones Brigade. Did a few sessions with the original Dogtown crew but mostly skated with the South Bay and Upland boys.

My avatar from another site -

originally posted by: Cassi3l

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm


I really do eat small children.

Wow!! do you eat them hole or just one bite at a time?

Legs and arms first, or ...?

Yeah, I know. It was a stupid tasteless old joke using a tired old stupid metaphorical misspelling for comedic effect.
I should be ashamed of myself...

Unusual that you crystal the joke. AM gets it as well but to much of a gentleman to even comment.

Can't believe no one went with this yet...Color me disappointed.

I'm Spartacus.

a reply to: olaru12

Starts with the toes.

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: JAGStorm

I used to be a gangster.

I lived in Chicago, It was actually more difficult to believe that you weren't a gangster

a reply to: mamabeth

That would be worth money now.

a reply to: Subrosabelow

Small town country girls are becoming rarer and rarer. That makes you just being you something interesting.

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: JAGStorm

I used to be a gangster.

I lived in Chicago, It was actually more difficult to believe that you weren't a gangster

I bet you and I could trade some messed up stories then. lol


Cool thread. I wish it was getting more attention.

I loved to hear some secrets from the other members.

a reply to: DBCowboy

What kind of model?

a reply to: Knapperdude

Awesome!

I love strong man competitions.

a reply to: olaru12

No joke. I became a planet once. My lungs were the oceans , my breath the waves.
I forgot for a time who I used to be.

a reply to: yeahright

Being a mod for ats is pretty damn interesting.

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: DBCowboy

What kind of model?

Did brochures, some catalogs, even got hired for some artsy photography shoots.

Still have my portfolio, but it's tucked far, far away.

"I am 1/1024th drama queen."

I guess your quote is more true than we realized

a reply to: scraedtosleep

People from Walmart calendar.

a reply to: DBCowboy

When you read my previous post,remember you're mama's
favorite idiot!

a reply to: mamabeth



Thanks, Mama!

I am actually NOT as big of a jerk as some people online think i am!