Things you were told growing up that you now know aren't true

That physical mass exists

Don't cross your eyes. / Make that face. It might stick for the rest of your life.

i distinctly remember a boy named shannon telling me your penis grows by having sex.
the more sex you have the bigger it grows.

just in general you will have a big one of you just get some sex.

learning this in 1st grade

That Jesus was white.

originally posted by: Fisherr
That Jesus was white.

Roufus?

the thirteenth Apostle?


prove its you


how much does Jesus owe you?

originally posted by: TinySickTears
how about


"you can be anything you want to be"

hahahahahahah

what a load

I still believe this to a certain point.

Possums have two wieners and boink the females in their nostrils.

a reply to: JAGStorm

"You're gonna poke your eye out!"

"Get back in the car window! A car could come by and rip your arm right off!"

"Stop playing with yourself! You're gonna grow HAIR on your palm!"

" You can't wash colors with white clothes!"

" Don't eat that cookie dough RAW! You'll get worms!"

I can think of dozens more...but I keep thinking about my late Mom and Dad.

The Earth is a sphere... something, something Boobs......... isGood.

a reply to: Plotus

I am absolutely...errr...firm in regards to boobs...they are cool.

originally posted by: Quantumgamer1776
masturbation will make you go blind
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I am glad my keyboard has braille.

a reply to: JAGStorm


"Save your money."

a reply to: JAGStorm

Something along the lines of, enjoy your days in high school because it will be the best days of your life. Yeah what a load of shiz. Good thing though, I never believed it.

a reply to: JAGStorm


That my parents loved me.

originally posted by: Tundra
a reply to: JAGStorm

Something along the lines of, enjoy your days in high school because it will be the best days of your life. Yeah what a load of shiz. Good thing though, I never believed it.

I hated high school, worst years of my life!
I was somewhat popular and had a lot of friends, and nothing traumatic happened, but I still absolutely hated it.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

" You can't wash colors with white clothes!"

Agree. The first wash you need to be careful, but after that the colours never run. As long as you don't boil wash.

"Don't get ink on your skin cos it'll seep into your blood stream and poison you, and you'll die."

There's a special place in Hell for the sadist who started this. Plagued my childhood, thinking, "Got away with it before but this time..."

My mother said"if you masturbate, you'll go blind" and I said "can I do it till I wear glasses". Don't, please don't tell me that Santa don't exist.

My mom told me that the reason that Hydrogen Peroxide was burning on my open wound meant that it was working.

"It's fine, just walk it off pu__y" - From a High School Gym teacher after I snapped my ACL playing soccer. Then I went on to play in my tennis team match after school that day. Ended the day with a knee the size of a grapefruit, and was taken to the hospital by my Air Force medic brother since he was home on leave. The High School denied all responsibility for the hospital bills.

My first look at real life and how it actually works.

originally posted by: CJCrawley
a reply to: mysterioustranger

" You can't wash colors with white clothes!"

Agree. The first wash you need to be careful, but after that the colours never run. As long as you don't boil wash.

"Don't get ink on your skin cos it'll seep into your blood stream and poison you, and you'll die."

There's a special place in Hell for the sadist who started this. Plagued my childhood, thinking, "Got away with it before but this time..."

Those Domincan nuns I had in grade school? They made UP stuff.

"Don't use "darn"...too close to "damn"...or if you use "gosh"....because it's too close to taking the Lord's name in vain!("GOD").