Things you were told growing up that you now know aren't true

That you can change the thermostat above 68 degrees

That the food pyramid was a giant lie

That is it NOT illegal to push the inside light on in the car while driving.

That you can open more than one box of cereal at a time

Gum stays in your stomach forever if you swallow it.

Reading comics would rot your brain. Most of the biggest hit films in the past 10 years have been based upon those characters I read about back then.

Don't swallow the watermelon seeds or they will grow out your ears.

Don't go outside improperly dressed or you will catch a cold, the flu, your death.

Don't sit too close to the TV or you will go blind.

Don't play ............................................... or you will go blind.

a reply to: JAGStorm

That a God is real and that this deity created the world in 7 days lol

masturbation will make you go blind

If you cross your eyes they will stay that way

Jesus helps people

Violence never solves problems

Cheaters never prosper

"You'll shoot your eye out with that thing!!"

Oh, and I run with scissors all the time now just out of spite!

"You won't always have a calculator in your pocket when you grow up!"

Was also told there wasn't any way I'd get a real job if I didn't get off that computer and learn a trade. Now I'm in one that doesn't have enough well trained employees and making bank from my experience.

Peeing in the pool will make a colored circle around you.

Don't go outside in winter with wet hair or you'll catch cold. (It does freeze and that's sort of cool.)

If you eat enough of something, you'll get sick and you'll never want it again. (never managed to gorge that much on something intentionally, but I did come down with violent stomach flu after eating sausage pizza and can't stand the smell of it to this day)

a reply to: TheMadTitan

Always Obey Teachers and Priests!

a reply to: JAGStorm

That the meat my old man used to cook up on the Barbie wasn't actually Wombat... like he used to claim.

originally posted by: ketsuko
Don't go outside in winter with wet hair or you'll catch cold. (It does freeze and that's sort of cool.)

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hahahahaha

thats a good one

i was told that when i was a kid and even though i know it is not true i follow it
my wife makes fun of me all the time cause if my daughter has wet hair and it is cold outside i will not let her go out until its dry.

i dont really know why

how about


"you can be anything you want to be"

hahahahahahah

what a load

Don't eat yellow snow.......wait

That the president is the one with the most power in the world.

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
Don't eat yellow snow.......wait

dreamed i was an eskimo......

if you smoke a joint you'll wake up in a gutter on skid row

That there was a big bang
That vaccines are harmless

'Obey authority!'