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Hairy: Old age or Neanderthal genes?

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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 03:44 PM
So I was just about to pass out on my fore-arm.

And then I noticed something.

Dude, that's not just a hairy triceps, that is a full-on fur-coat.

Is it full-moon, or have some others experienced this?

I mean most men have body-hair, but that is a pelt.

Or am I over-thinking things as per usual?
It's probably natural.
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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 04:01 PM
Shoot, I lost some of my hair on my head but it just moved into my nose and ears.

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 04:07 PM
a reply to: rickymouse

Me too brother.

Receding hairline on my head, but advancing hair elsewhere.

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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 04:13 PM
Full body shave. It's the only way to remain a tight, taut, 21 year old with swagger.

And remember, grey hairs need no attention. They're blonde hairs saying "Farewell, cruel world." before committing hairy kiri.

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 04:58 PM
You should send away for kit to see if you actually have Neanderthal genes. lol

You ever notice in the movies when guys have no chest hair even in the ones set in the past? That just makes the movie unrealistic.

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 05:04 PM
I have done DNA test and I have slightly above average Eurasian Neanderthal genes.

I'm mainly Viking (98 percent Nordic), but I have Berber and (don't ask, not sure how it got there) Native American ancestry.

I mean proud to have it.
I'm just not sure how it got there.
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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 05:36 PM
I know a guy that is covered over just about every square inch in thick black fur...except for the top of his head. It's bald as a baby's ass.
He's also strong as a freaking gorilla.
He worked for my dad for a while and was banned from tightening any nuts or bolts because no one else could untighten them afterward.

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 05:44 PM
My hair started migrating from the top of my head to everywhere else except the palms of my hands and soles of my feet.

I consider myself part sasquatch even though I'm short at 5'7"

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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 06:51 PM
a reply to: halfoldman

My parents helped themselves!

Peter, when is this going to stop, I can't get off the sofa.

Oh, maybe four hours.

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 07:03 PM
I asked God for a lot of hair, but I failed to specify where. Alas, it's literally everywhere but the top of my head. i went into surgery last Spring and the nurse wanted to attach some monitors to me with suction cups. She took one look at my chest and said, "We'll try the back." then said, "Never mind."

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 07:09 PM

originally posted by: halfoldman
What happened?

I'm only supposed to take a drop the of the ganja oil.

Then a hole bunch squirted on my hand.

Are you going to waste it?

Nope - lick it up.

This sounds like code.

*hot pockets*

Yes, it is true, I do love Jim Gaffigan...

*hot pocketssss*
*He's weird... I'm not sure about him any more...*

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 07:49 PM
What happened?
First everything switched off.
Then I heard thunder, quite a distance away.

Then hearing rattling at the door.

I thought my parents woke up due to the thunder, and they were trying to open the door.

But I opened the door.

It wasn't locked.

And I looked up and down the passage, but there was no-one.
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posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 08:11 PM
I have a feeling something very strange just happened.

I mean, I wasn't dreaming or asleep?

posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 08:49 PM
I had a feeling they thought - you know anyway.

And they were correct.

posted on Dec, 9 2018 @ 01:51 AM
I'm not that hairy. I'm 42 I don't have to worry about going bald or hair in weird places. I have a full head of hair but I can't grow a beard. The worst is my nose hair. It gets so bad I can't breath at times. My biggest worry is my teeth. I'm wrecking them with all the sugar I put in my coffee.

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