HI All a filthy US monkey here

Into all sorts of stuff, and have lurked here for years. I hope all of you are ready for some of my off-beat takes on life.

Welcome. Let's hear one

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
Welcome. Let's hear one

If your cat gets it's tail torn off by a dog, don't take it to a vet. Take it to Walmart. They are the largest re-tailer in the world.

Yes, I am a Dad, and my kids love that one.

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Ok that was pretty good

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
Welcome. Let's hear one

If your cat gets it's tail torn off by a dog, don't take it to a vet. Take it to Walmart. They are the largest re-tailer in the world.

Yes, I am a Dad, and my kids love that one.

Q: What do you call it when your cat lies?

A: purrjury 😆

My cats got no nose ...

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You have got to be kitten me...

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here
Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?

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Welcome to ATS. Enjoy your time on the forums.

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here

Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?

I'll bite: No, I don't have bigger arms then Jessie. Why?

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Welcome to ATS.

May the claws be with you.

originally posted by: Cassi3l
My cats got no nose ...

How does the cat smell?

Lol good stuff.
I like dad jokes, maybe I'm getting old. 😂

Hello and welcome!

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here

Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?

I'll bite: No, I don't have bigger arms then Jessie. Why?

Your name just reminded me of someone that used to be a member, and had a classic ATS post and response in this thread.
Look for a reply from Jessie to boymonkey74
Abovetopsecret

Put it this way, we both got bigger arms than you, boymonkey74.

Welcome you dirty monkey.

You're already are ahead of the pack.....by responding in your intro thread. Doesnt seem to be something that happens too often.

So, glad you're here. Let's settle in and relax on this flat earth that exists in an alien computer simulation and discuss the important things....like the mating habits of south American frogs.

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Something Awfull








ba-doom tish !

Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
He was dead.

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Welcome FilthyUSMonkey have a great time.

Hey there, nice profile pic!