posted on Nov, 24 2018 @ 10:57 PM
Wasn't sure if I should put this in Food or Health, so I put it here.
I need to find a place to buy 55 gallon drums of Tiger Balm (original), and Maggi's seasoning liquid.
I'm tired of these little 4 and 6 oz. things! I wanna buy this stuff by the PALLET load!
Now, if you've never heard of Tiger Balm, well, let me tell you...this stuff will cure brain cancer! You can get run over by a truck, and Tiger Balm
will fix it. I fell out of an airplane once at 35,000 feet and landed in the ocean, and got ran over by a ship's propeller. Put a little Tiger Balm
on it and I ran a marathon the next day. The stuff wiped out Ebola in Africa even! It's incredible.
And then there's Maggi's. I think the gods came down to Earth one day and made this magical sauce to make humans live in harmony. You can add this
stuff to rotten fish guts and they'll taste like the best thing you've ever eaten! All you have to do is just hold the bottle over a pot, not even
drop any in, and Genies just show up and start granting wishes. Put a few drops in a dish, and all of a sudden people are massaging your feet and
hand feeding you the finest dates dipped in gold, (and doing all sorts of other unmentionable things).
So tell me, where can I get this stuff by the drum?????