Toilet Anger

Alright California, you've gone one toke over the line!

It is bad enough I can't find a public toilet due to the homeless problem putting nearly every facility on permanent lockdown?

I mean I am okay with signs saying 'all gender' or 'gender neutral.' Cool I'm hip, I'm with it. I can dig a lady-boy. It's fine, they all gotta pee just like me.

But even worse, I notice a lot of places have a combo Women's Room, All-Gender Room, and an inexplicably missing Men's Room.

Sounds about right. Who cares about males anyway?

Today when I found a suitable commode to let loose, the cleaning lady busted in on me without so much as a howdy-do!

Didn't bother to knock or announce or check if anyone was in there. Just propped the door open for all the world to greet me while I was conducting business.

Now I'm no prude. But what gets me is the double standards!

If my job was to clean up a bathroom in a fast food joint and I just ransacked the ladies room, you'd be hearing about this from the local blotter instead of ATS. I'd be a convicted sex offender before you can even say super size me

Sitting in the la la today really left a foul taste in my mouth.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Just do what DBcowboys does and wear depends and you will never have issues again, well at least toilet issues...

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


Sounds like a crappy situation.

You should have stood up and act like you were going to grab her.

I think that would have improved her entry methods.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

He'd love this new product!

Sitting in the la la today really left a foul taste in my mouth.

I know Cali is weird, but the above sentence should never be uttered when discussing a public restrooms!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You live in California?

Why did you expect anything else?

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You live in California?

Heavens no!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Good, so you still have hope......

You should have busted the cleaner in the mouth and said you were being sexually assaulted. YOU were in the vulnerable position in what should have been a "safe place" right? You would have been in the right.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Good, so you still have hope......

I may work in CA a lot but they don't pay me enough to live here

originally posted by: DigginFoTroof
You should have busted the cleaner in the mouth and said you were being sexually assaulted. YOU were in the vulnerable position in what should have been a "safe place" right? You would have been in the right.

lol.


Or just stand up, turn around, bend over, then look over his shoulder and calmly state, "Well, your the cleaning lady right? Start cleaning."

originally posted by: DigginFoTroof
You should have busted the cleaner in the mouth and said you were being sexually assaulted. YOU were in the vulnerable position in what should have been a "safe place" right?

You have a very fertile imagination

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: DigginFoTroof
You should have busted the cleaner in the mouth and said you were being sexually assaulted. YOU were in the vulnerable position in what should have been a "safe place" right? You would have been in the right.

lol.


Or just stand up, turn around, bend over, then look over his shoulder and calmly state, "Well, your the cleaning lady right? Start cleaning."

And you're just plain gross!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You should check out the "Steakhouse Incident"


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a reply to: dreamingawake

That's hilarious, although I suspect he already wears them as a secondary defense...

a reply to: infolurker

Your link should come with a warning

Really, I wasn't trying to spin a yarn for entertainment. Just sharing some of my daily weirdness in the Golden State.

The vexing part was that the cleaning lady carried on as if I wasn't even there. I was debating a few minutes whether I should tell management or not.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

What a shi## experience !

Just bake it 'til you find a friendly receptacle..

Or dump and run !

🍪

a reply to: Timely

Any port in a storm...I was making my own liquid product bro