How 2 Troll a Bass Player.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Because his bed was up against the wall on one side!

That, and he knew she'd never get very far cuz she'd always be walking in a circle!

a reply to: Lysergic

Two words...Anthony Michael, or was it Michael Anthony?

What was the dudes name again???

a reply to: JinMI

Don't you even dare knock drummers. That's where the energy is. What do people do at a show? Clap? Sway to the beat? Or touch their pingas and play air guitar?

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

For every Buddy Rich, Neil Pert, Bonzo, or Keith Moon there are 50,000 of these guys:

Some guys only need 1 strang.




Robot drummer going hard AF!



I think those other robots might be playing instruments but I can't hear them :p

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This.

This is how you properly troll a bass player!!

Haha. I can relate. I play a six string bass I've gotten wow your guitar is big before. And yeah people asking you to slap da bass or play higher ground by the chilli peppers...sigh...fine! Here. Here's your damned chili peppers song. (Plays four bars of higher ground)

However I've never been in the background when I'm onstage I play pretty damned well.

Bass is simple for rock tunes which is great I can get sloshed and stay in first position the whole gig playing eighth notes and never mess up.

But serious bass playing is not easy. Jaco's Havona or portrait of Tracey. Victor Wooten grooves. Or the king Marcus miller and run for cover. Real bass ain't easy.

originally posted by: BASSPLYR
But serious bass playing is not easy. Jaco's Havona or portrait of Tracey. Victor Wooten grooves. Or the king Marcus miller and run for cover. Real bass ain't easy.

TROLOL

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Hehehe

Hahaha as if you watch this guy's vids.

I can't get my head around him.

In one of my minds I think he is robotic, textbook, no compassion, no individuality.

But in my other mind he is a legend of the bass. A technical genius.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You know that’s not really Paul McCartney, right? Kidding aside you gotta love the musician’s humor. Every joke was funny . Btw, does anyone have a link to bassplayer’s posts? I searched ba33pl4yer and can’t find

a reply to: FoolishHeart

Just click on his name, it will open a new window with his profile