My offering to Balphomet

originally posted by: whargoul

I think you are conflating Baphomet and Baal?

I am not an expert, but I think masons are with Baal and satanists are with Baphomet?

After you boil it all down, they're all the same.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: CosmicAwakening

These "dark" lords and false gods are the fallen angels from the Bible!

Sure they are, sweetie. I do think it is time for you to leave. Good idea!

Where in the Bible does it mention Baphomet, a medieval composite of polytheistic beleif that was some how named after Mohammed(Mahamet)?

a reply to: incoserv
So i shouldn't have made goat stew then, oops!
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a reply to: nightbringr

Oh,I have a sense of humor,it's just not a dark sense
of humor.I do "play" with the 3 idiots on a regular basis.

a reply to: schuyler

But,who will make the sammies and bake the cookies?

a reply to: mamabeth

Its largely in jest although the teachings they talk about are real.

Signed, someone who knows a lot but has no master. I'm also likely not wanted here so I'll just see myself out.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: schuyler

But,who will make the sammies and bake the cookies?

I have a dark sense of humour, the Vatican used to do a good banquet on Halloween, if true!
I'm sure they would serve up a few apple tarts.
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I have to ask this,is this a joke or are you serious about this?
As a conservative Christian,I am beginning to believe that it is
time for me to leave.

Don't worry Mama, as a conservative Christian myself, the whole Balphomet/Baal thing is a joke. We eat people, but devil worship is a bit over the edge. Even masons have standards.

originally posted by: incoserv

originally posted by: whargoul

I think you are conflating Baphomet and Baal?

I am not an expert, but I think masons are with Baal and satanists are with Baphomet?

After you boil it all down, they're all the same.

you do mean in taste and meat consistency right? Oh, and use Old Bay if you do boil.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Working tools are a safe bet. I should be able to hold it together for that.
Thanks for the advice.

originally posted by: theatreboy
a reply to: network dude


How about part of the one of the craftsmen?


By the way, when you get to the 3rd, you are not far from me, I can help your lodge if you need a role filled...let me know.


Congrats on raising your son...the pride you feel must be amazing. I only have a daughter, but she is thinking about joining Rainbow Girls right now...she is 11.

I would be honored to have you in attendance, I will keep you informed. Thanks!

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: mamabeth
I have to ask this,is this a joke or are you serious about this?
As a conservative Christian,I am beginning to believe that it is
time for me to leave.

Don't worry Mama, as a conservative Christian myself, the whole Balphomet/Baal thing is a joke. We eat people, but devil worship is a bit over the edge. Even masons have standards.

Hi Network dude,
Before eating human flesh, do you read from the fabled Cornelius Agrippa book of black magic? There is a poem below that should give you an evil chuckle:-
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originally posted by: CosmicAwakening

What a weird thread.. It's like all of the regulars we see post on here all of the sudden come out, like some dark agenda. lol I too thought Baphomet was a Satanic thing?

Right? Imagine Masons talking about Mason stuff. So odd.

Do any of you goons even know how to freaking carve out a pillar or what?

originally posted by: dashen

Do any of you goons even know how to freaking carve out a pillar or what?

What do you want to stuff in it?

a reply to: dashen
I'm not a mason, and am too busy to carve obelisks, i'm worn out putting condoms on them all, phew!
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originally posted by: dashen
Do any of you goons even know how to freaking carve out a pillar or what?

Well I'm not a Mason and it's not a pillar...but what about this fine reception desk??

a reply to: network dude

The mythical coupling rite of Pazuzu

a reply to: solve

oooh, i wanna join THAT lodge!

why didnt anybody say there was gonna be dancing broads?