posted on Nov, 4 2018 @ 06:14 AM
Yesterday I'm driving along and as I come out of a cell phone dead-zone I see I have a voice mail. I call my voice mail (yes, hands free) and the
message is from one of my colleagues from work...
"Hey man, sorry I missed your call...well, I didn't actually miss it; I saw you were calling, but I was busy doing the "duck walk" and couldn't
really answer. Call me when you get a minute."
WTH???? But right about then I rolled into another dead-zone for a bout 20 miles.
When I got back into some coverage I just had to call him. "What the hell is the 'duck walk'????"
, I asked.
He says..."Well...you know...uhhh...I tried the 'knock-knock' trick, but that didn't work so I had to resort to the duck walk."
"What on Gawd's green earth are you talking about, dude???? What's the 'knock-knock' trick, and what the heck is the 'duck walk'!!?????"
He says..."You know...when you're playin' Lincoln Logs, man! LOL...don't you get it??"
I told him I was going to drop a log on his head if he didn't explain what he was talking about, and prove he hadn't lost his mind!
He says..."Look, dude, I was takin' a dump when you called, okay...but there wasn't any TP, so I tried knocking on the stall next door and asking
for some, you know, the 'knock-knock' trick, but there was no one there, so I had to do the 'duck-walk', you know...when you walk like a duck with
your britches down around your ankles over to the next stall to get some TP!"
OOOOoooohhhh, NOW I get it.
I guess I never knew there was a name for it! LOL!!
ETA - I usually take inventory of supplies like a quartermaster before going on a 'mission from Gawd'
edit on 11/4/2018 by Flyingclaydisk
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