No wonder US members can't cope with trans folk, you're too prudish to even say toilet lmfao

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy

originally posted by: NotCrazy
a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I don't know why do they sell cushioned toilet seats? Is it for my comfort? Hmmm.

Haha you've gotta be #ting me, cushioned toilet seats?! Lmfao, never heard of it before!
It's a conspiracy to turn the toilet into a place where people rest when they feel tired, I tell thee!

Late late too late

a reply to: BoneSay
Haha! For when your addiction to the laptop is just too strong!

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: BoneSay
Haha! For when your addiction to the laptop is just too strong!

That would be a phone for me

If i were to write a book about my life, it would be probably named "My bed, my phone and me" lmao

a reply to: BoneSay
Haha, I've posted to ATS using my phone while sat on the toilet before now! I prefer it on my laptop though, can type faster than using my fat thumbs on the phone.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: BoneSay
Haha, I've posted to ATS using my phone while sat on the toilet before now! I prefer it on my laptop though, can type faster than using my fat thumbs on the phone.

Lmao i wonder if some people will start thinking about which one of your posts came from those times and which ones from the laptop LMFAO!

a reply to: CornishCeltGuyyou made a whole thread for this when there’s so
Much other crazy stuff going on?

originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
a reply to: CornishCeltGuyyou made a whole thread for this when there’s so
Much other crazy stuff going on?

Haha yes, the crazy stuff gets boring after a while, so instead of complaining about too many political threads I thought I'd make a silly one.

...it's been 13 pages of amusement for me so far.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: BoneSay
Haha, I've posted to ATS using my phone while sat on the toilet before now! I prefer it on my laptop though, can type faster than using my fat thumbs on the phone.

You made me think of this.

a reply to: dragonridr
Lmao, you could prank your mates with that, just as they sit down!

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy

Notice Humour not Humor, the incorrect way to spell it, there is no such thing as 'American English', there is 'English' and then there are just dialects of English.

And American's are prudish?

Damn.

I'm off to use the pisser in the building's restroom. I'll wash my hands in the sink in the restroom.

Are you telling me that you would wash your hands in the toilet?

That's gross

originally posted by: SlapMonkey
Are you telling me that you would wash your hands in the toilet?

That's gross

Bit of bleach first no problem, when in a pinch and all that.

This from people who call the hood of a car a "bonnet" or the trunk, the "boot"?

They call the subway the "tube" and call the tube the "telly" Talk about childish names! Telly?

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

What do you mean? There are PLENTY of Transformers-movies! What could be more 'trans-folk' than a transformer robot?

Or did you mean translators? Transistors? Tranquilizers?

a reply to: Shoujikina

You're asking a question of someone who was banned years ago.

And your replying to a guy in thread that’s …..aaahh never mind here we are regardless.
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: Athetos

Oh, I know, I figured it out.