Cops Won’t Charge Students Accused Of Making Cookies With Human Ashes

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: TinySickTears

You're assuming the kids and their families have any money.
Cant get blood from a turnip..

this is true
have to check the school district

id settle out for like 40 grand
get me #in sweet spec wrx sti

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: TinySickTears

It's weird how eating a chicken finger into the shape of a gun can get a 5-year-old arrested, but tricking people into cannibalism won't get a teenager arrested.

im not even saying what they did should be some sort of crime. just kind of not sure why its not if that makes sense.

then things like you say..

i mean if i have 1 gram of a plant i could be arrested but i could pass out cookies made from burned bodies and im all good?

very strange

I know, right? This country is ass backwards. If I was tricked into eating human cookies though, I'd want the people responsible to be charged with something. Probation at least... So morbid....

a reply to: sine.nomine

i would just want them to be charged with paying me some cash.
them getting probation to help me
cash helps

Funny how the cops get involved if a student is acting out or being disruptive.. something that the school SHOULD handle, but are not going to get involved in this case.

Dbl post

a reply to: TinySickTears

so the obvious question to me is..

Did your dad give you a buzz?

originally posted by: notsure1
a reply to: TinySickTears

so the obvious question to me is..

Did your dad give you a buzz?

well he didnt it
but i had to lace him on something
you know

did it at a cemetery in front of a giant statue of an angel

a reply to: TinySickTears

Had they fed some homeless people with the cookies, it would most deffinately had been a crime...

I wonder if this incident is somehow related to "spirit cooking", or whatever they called it a while back?

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
I wonder if this incident is somehow related to "spirit cooking", or whatever they called it a while back?

Well either that or it's the next craze after tide pods.

I prefer long pork over dead people cookies

Nice to know someone's remains will ultimately end up in the crapper.
I can't imagine a greater level of disrespect than that.
If people didn't know what they were ingesting then it may cause psychological issues.
That alone seems enough to rate this a crime of willful harm to others.