Cops Won’t Charge Students Accused Of Making Cookies With Human Ashes

this is an interesting one.

not really sure how this is not a crime or a bigger deal than they are making it out to be.

maybe cause it was ashes and not a body? i dont know

my dad was cremated and i smoked a bit of him he told me when i was like 15 he wanted to be smoked. even though i hated him i did it. not sure why
#mydaddy

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Approximately nine students ate the cookies, which allegedly included the cremated remains of one of the student’s grandparents.

Two students accused of baking cookies with human ashes and feeding them to classmates won’t face criminal charges, according to authorities in California. “We’re letting the school handle the matter with the juveniles and the families,” Lt. Paul Doroshov of the Davis Police Department told HuffPost. “It’s basically, under California penal code, a public nuisance.”

basically a public nuisance...

laws are so strange huh. when does it go from super creepy with crazy punishment to , meh...?

The woman’s son, who was not involved in handing out the cookies, told the media outlet a student had bragged about it.

Even if the cookies were found to contain cremated human ashes, the student’s actions would not be illegal, according to Doroshov.
“There is an obscure penal code section in California that basically prohibits certain disposals of human remains, but it’s sort of unconventional,” he said. “I think that law was written with a different intent.”

im not reading if the 9 students knew granny was in the cookies and ate them anyway or were they in the dark about it?

seriously though. when does it become a major deal?

lets use this as 1 extreme, the not very extreme end and ed gein as the other extreme. the crazy #.

ed gein would dig up bodies and cut their skin off and wear it and make lamp shades out of their skin.
he was put in a mental hospital.

those bodies were no less dead than granny in the cookie.

when does it become a major deal?

this is interesting

a reply to: TinySickTears

Cremanes are inert so ingesting them cant harm you.
Fricken gross, but not dangerous..

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: TinySickTears

Cremanes are inert so ingesting them cant harm you.
Fricken gross, but not dangerous..

that makes sense. good reason why the major difference.

inert but still the remains of a human.

do you think it would make a difference if the 9 kids knew granny was in there vs if they did not know?
going by the article i can not tell if they knew. just the kids passing the cookies out bragged about it

a reply to: TinySickTears

I'm sure then it comes down to intent.
But then again, I dont know if this is even a crime.

a reply to: TinySickTears

in an unrelated news, Yemen is going through the worst famine in 100 years affecting mainly children and elderly. ... perspectives

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: TinySickTears

I'm sure then it comes down to intent.
But then again, I dont know if this is even a crime.

it does not sound like it is a crime.

what do you mean by comes down to the intent?

it cant hurt them. so the only real intent would be to see if they can trick them into eating it??

just seems like a weird situation

a reply to: TinySickTears

It's weird how eating a chicken finger into the shape of a gun can get a 5-year-old arrested, but tricking people into cannibalism won't get a teenager arrested.

You smoke your DAD ?

Da eff.

originally posted by: neo96
You smoke your DAD ?

Da eff.

a little bit
yes

originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: TinySickTears

It's weird how eating a chicken finger into the shape of a gun can get a 5-year-old arrested, but tricking people into cannibalism won't get a teenager arrested.

im not even saying what they did should be some sort of crime. just kind of not sure why its not if that makes sense.

then things like you say..

i mean if i have 1 gram of a plant i could be arrested but i could pass out cookies made from burned bodies and im all good?

very strange

If you have to question if this is wrong....well then, you might as well put fly wings in your Lemonade.....

originally posted by: Plotus
If you have to question if this is wrong....well then, you might as well put fly wings in your Lemonade.....

i dont understand
i am not questioning why it is wrong
i am questioning why it is not wrong

Well it is California.

Probably why they got away with it.

a reply to: TinySickTears

If it is a crime, the kids knowingly doing this would matter, hence intent to commit a crime.

This type of thing could cause people major psychological damage and that might be a criminal act. I dont know if it is or not.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: TinySickTears

If it is a crime, the kids knowingly doing this would matter, hence intent to commit a crime.

This type of thing could cause people major psychological damage and that might be a criminal act. I dont know if it is or not.

lets say the kids that did eat the cookies did not know granny was in there....

dont you think that is a pretty open and shut case for where is my check?
im damaged and all that...
just like you said...

Not you..... the audience here.
And yea, it should be wrong for so many reasons. Heavy metals, prions as in mad cow, sanitation..... I'm sure there's more like bastardization of ingredients...


sorry, didn't mean You you TST.

a reply to: TinySickTears

a reply to: TinySickTears

That would make it a civil lawsuit not a criminal one.
But yeah, they could be looking at big money.

a reply to: Plotus

All biologicals are dead in cremanes.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: TinySickTears

That would make it a civil lawsuit not a criminal one.
But yeah, they could be looking at big money.

id be getting paid!!

HOLLA!!

a reply to: TinySickTears

You're assuming the kids and their families have any money.
Cant get blood from a turnip..