Woman With 'Emotional Support Squirrel' Removed From Plane in Orlando

Frontier Airlines says rodents, including squirrels, are not permitted

Not going to front... I was straight up squirrel serial killer when I was a kid. My Daisy 880 BB gun had more bodies on it than a Chinese cemetery.

I wish I still had the picture, but a couple of years ago I hit a squirrel crossing the street with my RC car. It was hilarious. The car was running on 3s LIPO and highly modified. It would do about 80mph easily. I guess squirrels can't hear electric model cars very well. Anyway, I was doing a speed run in front of the house and tagged the squirrel full throttle.

I thought I killed him, but apparently he just got knocked out. Right when I got to the squirrel to see what happened, he woke up and ran away. I had a picture of my car's bumper and it had little squirrel hairs sticking out of it. LOL.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Can I bring my emotional support rat on the plane?
Don't worry, he always takes a shower first

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originally posted by: loam
How can agents of chaos provide emotional support?

Good one man......hillarious.....agents of chaos.....have teeth.....look out

a reply to: ShadowChatter

Dude.....you sir, are a hailuva detective

I heard about this month's ago. I heard about it last week. I'm hearing about it now. The media like pushing this story. Repeating the story.

No squirrel for her? Then I guess she's back to the Emotional Support Donuts.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

She should get therapy lizard instead. Literally all of the anoles outside are my therapy critter.

originally posted by: Fools
I am very fond of squirrels but that is only because they haven't damaged my property in any way. My brother in law however, God help any squirrel that gets in his sight.

Anyway, what a freaking freak. Where in the world do these people come from?

Squirrels are minions of evil set upon this earth to sow seeds of destruction everywhere they go. Even so I live trap them and drop them off in a safe place where they can no longer do thousands in damage to my home.

On topic -

A squirrel. What next an emotional support skunk?

She probably does need help, but taking a squirrel on a plane is not the answer.

I'm sure there is nothing to worry about. It's not like squirrels are nasty, high strung little critters.

Try and take my emotional support honey-badger.
Go ahead. I dare you.

a reply to: Blaine91555

Your bigotry and hatred reveals your true character.

Squirrels can be supportive too..

We're not all bad.

But we are all agents of chaos

We are your neighbors, neighbor!

originally posted by: Edumakated

That is great idea and looks fun!

Rodents can make great emotional support animals- I realize the majority of people here will find that laughable, even ridiculous, but it's true. Rats have helped me through some difficult times. That being said, I wouldn't put them through the stress of flying on a commercial airlines.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: worldstarcountry

I feel sorry for the squirrel, the poor bastard.

I feel sorry for the airline seats that have to support the weight of obese people.

Hey!
Don't make fun of support Squirrels!
My dog has them.
They need to be replaced on a daily basis though.
Good thing they are free out here in the country. And dumb enough to get in her kennel.


This lady isn't doing something right.

a reply to: seattlerat

Rats are not squirrels though.

I've had wonderful pet rats in my time, too, but again, squirrels are a whole different ball of wax. Just because they're both rodents, doesn't mean they're at all similar in temperment.

a reply to: rickymouse
The squirrel had a meltdown when he found out they don't serve nuts on flights anymore.

originally posted by: Zrtst
a reply to: rickymouse
The squirrel had a meltdown when he found out they don't serve nuts on flights anymore.

It sounds like she was the nut they did not serve.

The media like pushing this story.

Not good... flying squirrel hysteria