Anti Aging Clinic To Inject Young Blood Into Old Bodies

A company called Ambrosia Medical is getting ready to open a clinic in New York city where for $8000 they will inject the blood of young donors into older people as a means to combat aging. You know that it's just a matter of time until the "donors" start marketing their blood as being the most effective. I smell a new industry in the making here.
"After just one pint of MissSmartypants blood you too will be a believer!"
And what about fraud? People passing off cheap middle aged blood as being primo teenager blood.
And what about the Chinese flooding the market with...well, God knows what?

I think you sit in a chair next to the young blood donor. So you can't get doped. At least that is how I think they did it on Silicon Valley.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

dude ambrosia medical just sounds shady

i wont be doing my blood doping with them

a reply to: MissSmartypants

LOL, remember that 'Silicon Valley' episode, where Gavin Belson had a blood boy?




I guess its a real thing... who would've thought!

a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

If those are the results you get from the "good stuff" I'd hate to see what the bargain brand does.

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: MissSmartypants

dude ambrosia medical just sounds shady

i wont be doing my blood doping with them

Now, Ambrosia Beauty Salon has a ring to it.

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

Unfortunately fake virgin blood is virtually indistinguishable from the real thing.

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

If those are the results you get from the "good stuff" I'd hate to see what the bargain brand does.

You should have seen the before picture. This is after her first transfusion:

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Inject

Can't I just keep bathing in it like I have been....

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Inject

Can't I just keep bathing in it like I have been....

Now THAT is what you call being satanic

originally posted by: pavil

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

If those are the results you get from the "good stuff" I'd hate to see what the bargain brand does.

You should have seen the before picture. This is after her first transfusion:

ROFL Best thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh!!

originally posted by: scraedtosleep
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Inject

No you can't. You don't know where it's been. Now go wash your hands.

Can't I just keep bathing in it like I have been....

originally posted by: pavil

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: pavil
a reply to: MissSmartypants

If it's not Virgin Blood, it's no good. Just ask Hillary. Got to get the good stuff.

If those are the results you get from the "good stuff" I'd hate to see what the bargain brand does.

You should have seen the before picture. This is after her first transfusion:

Aaa! My eyes! My eyes!

a reply to: pavil


Christine Ford is probably getting a transfusion tonight. Did you see how dramtically she AGED during those few hours of testimony Thursday?

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Think I'd rather go to vegas and try my luck with 8k... maybe triplle it to 24k and then go get the blood! ha ha

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Have Vampires not been at this game for quite some time already?

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Have Vampires not been at this game for quite some time already?

Yes. Vampires have indeed not been at this game for quite some time already.

originally posted by: TruthxIsxInxThexMist
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Think I'd rather go to vegas and try my luck with 8k... maybe triplle it to 24k and then go get the blood! ha ha

As for me I always buy up all the losing scratch off tickets. And you're all welcome by the way.