My GD chair now is stained

originally posted by: KansasGirl
a reply to: Allaroundyou

No. That's what happens sometimes at parties with gobs of booze. It sounds like it was a kick ass party, actually!

Holy crap I can’t believe I made this thread!!! I was blacked out LOL.

Most everyone is slowly waking up and “home alone” is on the tube. Good god it feels like college all over again. And I think i’m Still drunk.So I will be absent from ATS most likely today. Have fun.

Why not?

What kind of fufu drinks were you serving that would stain outdoor furniture?

originally posted by: Muninn
What kind of fufu drinks were you serving that would stain outdoor furniture?

Mudlslides and Sex on the Beach.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Muninn
What kind of fufu drinks were you serving that would stain outdoor furniture?

Mudlslides and Sex on the Beach.

That would definitely give me mudslides.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Muninn
What kind of fufu drinks were you serving that would stain outdoor furniture?

Mudlslides and Sex on the Beach.

You be quite about the festivities.

You know what you did damnit.

The only mudslides that are here are not the kind any person would want.

a reply to: Allaroundyou

I'm finding it hard to get past the fact you bought expensive lawn furniture that is not waterproof and stain proof. You should be able to pour a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on it and just take a hose to it and your leftover guests. Every drunk knows that. Sheeshhh

originally posted by: Blaine91555
a reply to: Allaroundyou

I'm finding it hard to get past the fact you bought expensive lawn furniture that is not waterproof and stain proof. You should be able to pour a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on it and just take a hose to it and your leftover guests. Every drunk knows that. Sheeshhh

It’s water proof to an extent. But red wine....if let set would most likely stain the cushion. But I got it out thanks to my Batman like reflexes. I must be some kinda super hero I guess.

a reply to: Blaine91555

That´s why I always say: Leather, leather everywhere!

In the car, on the couch and in the bedroom

originally posted by: ketsuko
Hard to say without knowing the circumstances surrounding the accident.

Was he being a jerk or was it really a major accident?

You mean you assumed the OP had their period on the chair, too?