My GD chair now is stained

So I took the week off to make sure my I was good to go for my fantasy football league. BTW I take this very seriously Incase you couldn’t tell. My friends that also participate came up for the event. I threw a party tonight with a lot of alcohol involved and smoked wings! I also did some stir fry and Greek salad.

But some ASS HAT spilled a drink on my nice patio furniture and broke my umbrella in one swift move. He is new to our league so now I feel as though A bet should be made on him.

I vote that if he comes in the top five then I will forgive him. If not, I have some landscaping that needs done.

Does that seem fair?

a reply to: Allaroundyou

You trust him with your landscaping after that?

a reply to: Allaroundyou


You should see the present I left on your duvet.

Hard to say without knowing the circumstances surrounding the accident.

Was he being a jerk or was it really a major accident?

a reply to: Allaroundyou

Forgive me but I had to laugh, there is such a thing as talented clumsiness, just put him were he will interfere with the other team's defense and he may be the best asset you ever came across.

Also it brought to mind Mr Bean and Peter Sellers original version of Inspector Clouseau the inept and clumsy detective with some of the worst best disguises in the business.


Hey I'm one to talk, I still walk into door frame's, bit blind on one side so I have an excuse.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Allaroundyou


You should see the present I left on your duvet.

Not cool man....

That is something that one should keep to themselves.

Had to confess that I heard your chair was stained and I thought it was for entirely different reasons ...

It's not a party until something spills and is broken ...make sure he drinks out of plastic cups from now on .... And if he's worth being in your group , he'll Buy you a new umbrella , and clean the chair .

originally posted by: Meldionne1
It's not a party until something spills and is broken ...make sure he drinks out of plastic cups from now on .... And if he's worth being in your group , he'll Buy you a new umbrella , and clean the chair .

He is a nice guy. That also just so happens to be sleeping on the floor next to one of my couches LOL. He is good company it seems, just got Little too drunk. It happens to the best of us.

Hell right now I am drunk and trying my best to get these covers off. I am thinking a 3 rinsed wash may get them out. IDK

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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You should see the present I left on your duvet.

You better not have have damnit. So not cool dude.

And if you did I swear I will track you down. Though you have better means to do so.

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
You better not have have damnit. So not cool dude.

Better check your pillow too.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
You better not have have damnit. So not cool dude.

Better check your pillow too.

Never had pink eye and I will be really upset if that happens now.

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It will.

What has this site come to?

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I think it's going to happen again. Make that guy sign the stained area.

Keep doing that in next events. That chair will be historically invaluable one day.

originally posted by: Trueman
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I think it's going to happen again. Make that guy sign the stained area.

Keep doing that in next events. That chair will be historically invaluable one day.

Call it the shame chair and reserve it for the guy who lost last years' league.

I threw a party tonight with a lot of alcohol involved.....



What could possibly go wrong? If you still have lamp shades and drapes, consider yourself lucky.

For the stains ... Try using Oxy10 stain remover ... You can find it in most grocery stores in the laundry detergent area .....

originally posted by: hombero
What has this site come to?

Really. Doesn't even reach the status of a First World Problem.

a reply to: Allaroundyou

No. That's what happens sometimes at parties with gobs of booze. It sounds like it was a kick ass party, actually!