"Taking Applications For A New Best Friend"

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

The dog ate my application.

originally posted by: Tundra
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

The dog ate my application.

My dog has epilepsy. One time, she ate a whole steak fajita that I had just made for lunch. She snatched it off the table.
I love that dog!

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

My dog took the potato bake, just out of the oven and put on the cooking bench, when my back was turned there was a crash. That tray was boiling. Dog screeched and took off.

Burns to the mouth, face and front quarter.

Its not like she was never fed enough. Nowadays we close the kitchen down to the mutts.

Perhaps she was just trying to help. (nup).

I still love my dog.

???What has this thread got to do with dogs?

Sorry

bally

You should state what file types you accept for submissions.

I'm guessing GIF's are ok?

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Other ni**az

My friends don't use brainy intellectual words like that.
Sorry,but no thanks.

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

???What has this thread got to do with dogs?

What has this thread to do with anything?

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I think I lost a few brain cells whilst reading this. What a great way to come home and relax..... Now I am off to play some GTA, if I lost some no point in saving the others right?

a reply to: schuyler

I'm sorta perplexed with this question.

Guess mans best friend is a dog?

Regardless of what they do they remain your mate. huh?

I just threw my dog in the dam after she burnt herself.

She's cool.

bally

LOLOlOlOL ..

What is a rant, geniuses?

And is there any skill in being offended?
Are you *expletive*s not aware of the grand awakening?

I've been here 8 years.. you think I don't know my way around.. (yes, I'm 8 years old)

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Thanks for calling me a genius.

Love you.

bally

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

What is a rant, geniuses?

Well, unlike your OP, it usually has a point to it. Aimless wannabe poetry is in....some other forum .

I've been here 8 years.. you think I don't know my way around.. (yes, I'm 8 years old)

Using that reasoning, I've been here 11 years. I've seen better. Alas, not recently.

Apparently there is an off-topic poetry forum.

I haven't found it yet, maybe I overlooked it.
There used to be at a stage.

Just saying because I had a thread closed about two weeks ago (in the rant forum), because apparently there was too much poetry to express myself, and I was pointed to this forum instead.
It just said, this is the rant forum and not the off-topic poetry forum. Thread closed.

Maybe I honestly missed it, but I have not located this forum.

Here my thread in question with the closure on one page.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

But since then I've been searching for the off-topic poetry forum.
Alas, to no avail.
And quite shy about poetry since then.

Although I'd really like such a forum - the day's news, a dissertation in verse.
It would be fun.

a reply to: schuyler

Maybe the 'pets' forum considering the replies. Don't think there is a thread for ninja's.

Oh oh, I'm for it!

sorry!!!!

bally

a reply to: halfoldman

Crikey mate! Would love to reply to this.

My kindest regards in jest bally

I'll be your new best friend.
Wait, what am I talking about?
More importantly... what?

originally posted by: Slinki
I'll be your new best friend.
Wait, what am I talking about?
More importantly... what?

Slinki WINS!!!1

TOGETHER we shall rule... male and/or female... Warrior and/or Valkyrie... Mike Tyson or Little Mac.
Now, who shall wear the lingerie?!! I SAY YE!!!!! YE!!!!!!

a reply to: Slinki

Damnit. Always thought being a dog lover I'd get it. Congrats Slink.

I'll go feed me chooks now.

More bush fire.

kind regards, bally

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: Slinki

Damnit. Always thought being a dog lover I'd get it. Congrats Slink.

I'll go feed me chooks now.

More bush fire.

kind regards, bally

Don't lose hope... if this one weirdo bails on me, you're surely the next in line.. depending on measurements and bank statements and such.... GAWD I'm drunk! Who wants to play FROGGER or PAC-MAN?!!! Damn those Japanese programmers are GooOoOooOODDD~~! ;-)

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Did your last friend happen to tell you their thoughts on your rap skills, or did you just now realize their reason for ducking you?