Yo! Eat Healthy. Kale Rules!!!

Okay, so salt is bad for us, we need to eat veggies. Veggies are good, love 'em! NO, not THOSE veggies, you need to eat these OTHER veggies, dark green leaf veggies. Okay, we like turnip greens, and the like. NOOOOooooo!! you need to eat these OTHER veggies, your doctor says so!!

Okay, those veggies were used as a garnish for 500 years, nobody eats those, and they taste gross! BUT...NOW, NO other veggies are good for you, only those ones! What? Turnip greens??? NO...KALE!

Wait, Kale is a WEED! It always has been! NOBODY eats that crap!!

Well, you will eat it, IF you want to LIVE!! You will buy a $700 dollar blender and grind this (crap weed) up and EAT it...you WILL!! Else you will DIE!

Okay, we'll eat kale...BUT, it used to be FREE in the grocery store and now it's like $9 dollars per pound...WHY??? It's s WEED, right?

(fast forward 10 years)

You will eat the THORNS off this cactus! Screw the succulent cactus meat, ONLY the THORNS are good for you!

THORN SALAD...YAAAAY!!! It's the ONLY way!!

Even better is the husk off of a pineapple, the retread tire off of a semi-truck and the recycled oil from a 1972 Ford Ranger...that's where it's at NOW!!

Your lawn is full of nutritious weeds luscious goodness!

Mow your lawn with your face, IDIOT!!

EAT THOSE WEEDS AND BE HEALTHY!!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Doctor visit today, or did you marry DB's wife?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

No, I'm just sick of this food BS!!

Don't eat butter...okay, eat butter

Don't eat eggs...okay, eggs are good for you (with butter)

Eat salad...okay salad is bad for you unless it's KALE from the side of the interstate, ground up in your QVC $700 blender...

..."makes a tasty veggie SHAKE"!

.........get it now??

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Eat what you're hungry for. Problem solved.

Don't EVEN get me started on TOFU!!!

2nd.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Oh, and I DO.

I so VERY much DO!!!

We eat kale from our garden every night. It's our everyday salad.

-Kale, ripped apart into tiny segments
- 1/2 amount of olive oil
- 1/2 amount of lemon juice
- sprinkle of kosher salt, garlic powder and black pepper
- massage and mix in shredded parmisian

so good

a reply to: burdman30ott6

How was your "genetically modified" cream of wheat this morning????

All hail, Monsanto!! Love ya, brutha's!!

originally posted by: EmmanuelGoldstein
We eat kale from our garden every night. It's our everyday salad.

-Kale, ripped apart into tiny segments
- 1/2 amount of olive oil
- 1/2 amount of lemon juice
- sprinkle of kosher salt, garlic powder and black pepper
- massage and mix in shredded parmisian

so good

If you need to add all that, it's not Kale that is good for you. . .
It's everything else

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

YUMMY!...sounds DEE-LISHOUS...NOT!!

Sounds like salad dressing powerful enough to cover up....the taste of the KALE!!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I'll only eat it prepared one of two ways.
1. roasted in the oven with EVOO and salt until it becomes dry and crisp
2. Mixed in this pearl cous cous, mushroom, goat cheese, and balsamic side dish I sometimes pair with moose or caribou roasts.
Not a fan of it raw by any stretch.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: burdman30ott6

How was your "genetically modified" cream of wheat this morning????

All hail, Monsanto!! Love ya, brutha's!!

Huh? Dude, I ate homegrown fried potatoes and home caught and smoked silver salmon "bacon" for breakfast this morning. I put cheese on the potatoes, though so... maybe Monsanto does dairy now? No idea, really, don't fuss it enough to know, I guess.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

So, basically you HATE Kale TOO!!

Bury it in oil and other stuff and...it's GREAT!!

.....but the KALE SUCKS!!

P.S. It grows on the side of our road, we spray it. It's a WEED!

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Eat what you're hungry for. Problem solved.

I can already see Augustus' response to that statement...

Mom told me once...

"Put butter, salt and pepper on it...and you'll LOVE it!"

Words of wisdom from a very wise lady!

Kale SUCKS!!!

Period!

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
P.S. It grows on the side of our road, we spray it. It's a WEED!

Sounds like raspberries here. Have you had raspberries? They're quite a nuisance in south central AK.

a reply to: randomtangentsrme

Um, not really.
It's actually that, plus more.
Lemon Juice. Really good for you.
Olive oil. Really good for you.
Enjoying your meal. Really good for you.

Enjoy!



Or not

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

So again I ask, who is the big meanie that is making you eat kale?

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Mom told me once...

"Put butter, salt and pepper on it...and you'll LOVE it!"

Words of wisdom from a very wise lady!

Kale SUCKS!!!

Period!

Kale tastes like dirt and has the texture of corrogated paper.

Kale is awful.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

YUMMY!...sounds DEE-LISHOUS...NOT!!

Sounds like salad dressing powerful enough to cover up....the taste of the KALE!!

Umkaaaay. Well
If it makes you feel any better, sometimes I just wad up a pile of kale and then stick it in my ass.
I know it's a suppository, but I swear I can really taste the kaleness.

FTW