Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Execution

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: Spacespider

What in the hell did I just see.....WOW

Can you imagine one of these units being installed in Mc Donalds instead of a burger flipper? The mallet is the tenderizing unit.

originally posted by: rickymouse
I am thinking this is not real.

It is better than having five thousand prisoners fart into a gas chamber after a bean lunch though.

Imagine a hermetically sealed room with a free all-you-can-eat buffet bar consisting of spicy Indian and Mexican food.

Really? This may be quick and pain free, but for those who want to witness the execution, they better have enough barf bags available! It seems like the murderer escapes pain but emotionally scars those who witness the execution. Why don't they just give them an overdose of heroin if they want them to have a pain free death?

The state is more concerned about the pain the murderer feels at their time of death. Yet forget the pain and torture the murderer inflicted on their victims!

Lmao!
"Emitting soothing white-noise to prisoners on a cushioned seat" before anesthetized talons painlessly rip their heads off..
lol--Oh the Onion!

speaking of.. I totally thought that headline about Kardishian going to WH to speak on prison reform" couldve been an Onion article !

a reply to: Spacespider

Lol! The Onion is the best. Isn't it?

Although, maybe the should use something like that on some of these characters.

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a reply to: Spacespider

For some reason I think that video was a sick joke and not
serious.

I'm still amazed at all the people who didn't look at the source or figure out that it's 100% satire...This does not bode well for ATS.

Well that’ll take the lid off your pickle jar alright

I love the name of it...

The (head) Ripping Off machine (TRO)!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Mr. Alan was executed today by head-ripping off...

LOLOL!!

Ohio Governor Kasich would go along with anything that advances him to the POTUS office. This video is funny but if you know Kasich, I would refrain from giving him any ideas.

originally posted by: Spacespider
I have been against death by injection for a long time..
To little is known about the poison they use, and its not always pain free, more like torture.

Ohio had the same feeling about injection so I am happy to see they are trying new invention to execute inmates in a humane way.

Anyway, take a look here, looks much more effective.

S&F for OP because what I just read made me ask myself "WTF?" So I scrolled down to read "What in the hell did I just see.....WOW" Star for you Allaroundyou! Went to the video and all was clear. Thank you.

a reply to: WeRpeons

Did you really think the video is real? Mahahahahahahaha