So, I'm a Lab Rat Now

a reply to: skunkape23I'm about to take off to a clinic to be a lab rat. Testing some unknown drug for thirty days.
Free food and room for thirty days.
Blood pulled three times a day.
If I make it to the end I get 6 grand.
Wish me luck.

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originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: skunkape23I'm about to take off to a clinic to be a lab rat. Testing some unknown drug for thirty days.
Free food and room for thirty days.
Blood pulled three times a day.
If I make it to the end I get 6 grand.
Wish me luck.

When you get back you might actually be a skunkape!

I've heard that the head and facial hair doesn't grow nearly as fast on the 2nd head as it does on the 1st one.

That's the up side, but the down side is pretty, well, freaky. The other head eventually starts taking over and habitually hits on horrifyingly ugly women with hygiene issues and severe gastric disturbances.

a reply to: skunkape23

Just remember: you are responsible for all your own side effects.

Massive diarrhea, intense pain, rashes, blisters, hallucinations, swelling.. You know.. The usual things.

Just keep thinking about the $$ as you throw up, itching and talking to the other head you may grow.

Just tryin to keep the humor up.. because there is a dark side...

Good luck

originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: skunkape23I'm about to take off to a clinic to be a lab rat. Testing some unknown drug for thirty days.
Free food and room for thirty days.
Blood pulled three times a day.
If I make it to the end I get 6 grand.
Wish me luck.

It's been nice knowing you. I wonder what the future you will be like. Other than six grand grand richer. Maybe they are testing the zombie drug on people so they can increase control over everyone.

Now, how can they evaluate a medicine properly if they select your food chemistry to go along with the medicine. Food chemistry interacts with medication a lot. Often what chemistry you normally consume necessitates what medicines you have to take. Too many leafy greens and you may need to go on blood thinners, all foods effect homeostasis. Even water or lack of water in the diet adjusts how things work in our body.

But if that is all the FDA requires, specially designed parameters designed by the company to show safety, then I guess that is what we got.

If your lucky, they might test erectile dysfunction meds on you and supply the test subjects.

a reply to: skunkape23


Hopefully you don't grow boobs and sound like a soprano singer.

I knew a guy who did this 4-5 different times (for real).

He's pretty cool (now), he can like turn colors to match his surroundings and disappear 'n stuff, sorta like a chameleon. He can also see through walls and crap (which is a total hoot at parties). Oh, and he can light people on fire just by lookin' at 'em (also very cool at parties), like just burst into flames kinda stuff. Get a few beers in him and he's a total riot!

He used to work in the aerospace industry building rockets, but ever since that last experiment now he's got this really cool job at the mall (security or something) and he's got this totally rockin' old Crown Vic with the spotlights on it still.

originally posted by: rickymouse
If your lucky, they might test erectile dysfunction meds on you and supply the test subjects.

OMG BWAHAHAHA thank you for my first chuckle of the day.
That was golden man.

a reply to: skunkape23

double score if its something awesome like percocet.

hopefully not some lame diabetes pill

$6000 and room and board sounds a bit serious. Hope you know the details and best wishes. Hope this is for your benefit physically, emotionally and psychologically.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Oh, and he can light people on fire just by lookin' at 'em

For god's sake- they don't light on fire- they just smolder a bit. That one person was drunk, and I didn't know they spilled Everclear on their shirt. Jesus...

a reply to: skunkape23

Good luck. I hope you don't die.

What could go wrong?

a reply to: skunkape23

Skunkape...you're electing for the cronenberg treatment huh?




That or you'll grow a second member..

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Free hallucinations you say...

Count me in!

Good luck, but I want you to know ...

If you wake up some morning and look in the mirror and this:



is staring back at you, you are NOT allowed to come hang out in my car.

OK?

a reply to: skunkape23

Wow free food & shelter and say $30 a day. That sounds like you get the "winning end of a bargain" to be a guinea pig.

What could possibly go wrong.

Sounds like you need an agent to get slightly better conditions for you.