Being male in the Stone-Age.

Hey brothers, this is the type of thing our ancestors did.



Dudes, how do feel about this?

a reply to: halfoldman

Ever heard that early humans/ neandertal injuries most closely resembled that of rodeo clowns?

Neanderthals didn’t ride bucking broncos (as far as we know), but the Stone Age hominids did seem to have one thing in common with rodeo riders: injuries. In 1995, paleoanthropologists Thomas Berger and Erik Trinkaus, now at Washington University in St. Louis, noted that Neanderthals had a disproportionate number of injuries to their heads and necks. The same is true among modern rodeo riders. Just as these cowboys get too close for comfort to angry horses and bulls, Neanderthals’ hunting style—sneaking up on prey and jabbing them with heavy spears—brought their upper bodies within striking distance of large, hoofed animals.

www.smithsonianmag.com...

a reply to: halfoldman

Do we get a hot shower afterwards, maybe a beer and a snack?

Nope it's protein for protein's sake.

And that's just an Aurouch.
Imagine bringing down a mammoth.

a reply to: halfoldman

Glad our ancestors did this.
Otherwise, they would've starved to death and we would not be here eating Lucky Charms in our recliners.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: halfoldman

Glad our ancestors did this.
Otherwise, they would've starved to death and we would not be here eating Lucky Charms in our recliners.

I don't like all that 'cereal' in my lucky charms. Just go with a bowl of milk and a bag of mini marshmallows.

And then we all did the Auroch dance and drank magic berries.

And twenty years later, here comes this woman and says somebody touched my boobies, and my bum-bum.

And the Cro-Magnon society is like, yeah but did you hunt your own steak?
If you like eating it, you owe it to a man, so STFU.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: halfoldman

Glad our ancestors did this.
Otherwise, they would've starved to death and we would not be here eating Lucky Charms in our recliners.

I don't like all that 'cereal' in my lucky charms. Just go with a bowl of milk and a bag of mini marshmallows.

Yeah. Screw the cereal...but keep the magically-delicious charms. I like how they turn the milk pretty colors.

a reply to: halfoldman


I LOVE IT!!! It's in our DNA and it's who we are! Primal Instincts are BURIED in our DNA.

WE ARE HUMAN and NO PROGRESSIVE SISSY CAN CHANGE OUR DNA!

I got dramatic for a sec, but compare what I said that offended soooooo many on ATS that say we have over 50 genders!!!

I want to do comedy! Anyone want to back me up?

a reply to: halfoldman


I LUV you dawg! Where the hell you been hiding!

a reply to: halfoldman

Dudes, how do feel about this?

Question is, how do you?

originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: halfoldman


I LOVE IT!!! It's in our DNA and it's who we are! Primal Instincts are BURIED in our DNA.

WE ARE HUMAN and NO PROGRESSIVE SISSY CAN CHANGE OUR DNA!

I got dramatic for a sec, but compare what I said that offended soooooo many on ATS that say we have over 50 genders!!!

I want to do comedy! Anyone want to back me up?

Wanna hang out? We could go clubbin' (women and animals and genders).

originally posted by: seeker1963

WE ARE HUMAN and NO PROGRESSIVE SISSY CAN CHANGE OUR DNA!

BS. Eat ur tofu foo:

originally posted by: Liquesence

Wanna hang out? We could go clubbin' (women and animals and genders).

originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: halfoldman

I got dramatic for a sec, but compare what I said that offended soooooo many on ATS that say we have over 50 genders!!!

I'm thinking the progressive metrosexual snowflakes would never have survived. that's what modern medicine has given us: Survival of idiots who would otherwise have been taken out by natural selection. I say "Clone the mammoths!" Bring 'em back!

a reply to: halfoldman

Thanks for the super cow steaks dude

originally posted by: schuyler

I'm thinking the progressive metrosexual snowflakes would never have survived.

If "Metro" gets to be a "sexuality", then why not 'Suburbsexual', or 'Ruralsexual"?

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

originally posted by: seeker1963

WE ARE HUMAN and NO PROGRESSIVE SISSY CAN CHANGE OUR DNA!

BS. Eat ur tofu foo:

I love tofu! Didn't start eating it until I realized I didn't give a snip about making babies!

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: halfoldman

I got dramatic for a sec, but compare what I said that offended soooooo many on ATS that say we have over 50 genders!!!

I'm thinking the progressive metrosexual snowflakes would never have survived. that's what modern medicine has given us: Survival of idiots who would otherwise have been taken out by natural selection. I say "Clone the mammoths!" Bring 'em back!

For real dude!

I love studying the Vikings and as brutal as they were they had an honesty and brutality that sucked me in. But I guess my primal instincts have not been successfully strained out of my dna?

I do make jest, but we sit and wonder why our young men are losing their snip, but we are forbidden to speak against those who promote white privilege and transgenders who say men who won't date them are bigots and THESE IDIOTS DON"T SEE THE STORM THEY ARE CREATING?

I forgot to mention "Feminists"! Forgive me for leaving someone out, who would call me Hitler anyways!