Experts Issue Warning! No Roasting Marshmallows Over Volcanoes

After seeing what sulfur does to sugar, I'm half inclined to want to go buy a bag and chuck them in, just to see what happens.

As my lungs slowly melt from all of the SO2.

Isn't it a good thing I live in a volcano free zone, across the US?

a reply to: Plotus

I was gonna say! I hear lava tans are the next big thing.

originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.

Are you always this inspirational??

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Umm...

I would think that the possibility of dangerous substances would be self-evident. But apparently I'm wrong...

I guess if people need to be told not to use hair dryers in the bathtub, while using said bathtub, it really is too shocking, is it?

a reply to: enlightenedservant

There goes that vacation plan...

Oh, well.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Link or source otherwise fake news
..oh wait.
..its USA....Possible

a reply to: seagull

Hurricane season's right around the corner, right? So don't give up on those vacation plans just yet. LOL


I'm joking about that, but when I was around college age, 1 of my friends and I loved tornado chasing. The worst we ever got stuck in were straight line winds, though. However, the guys I did music with always used to joke that I'd end up dying from going hurricane watching & drowning in a storm surge. I'd been in hurricanes when I was young, but I had a foolish desire to experience them & other storms head on, which led to some pretty boneheaded experiences. They also used to joke that I'd be the only rapper in recorded history to die from getting mauled by a bear or a lion (because I was also a nature freak).

originally posted by: Mach2
Wouldn't it be difficult to light?

I'm always a little skittish just lighting a gas grill. I'm sure not going to risk my eyebrows lighting a volcano.

Is it okay to cook a squirrel with a propane torch?
Sometimes you just have to work with what you have.

Pretty sure we won't miss the volcano marshmallow crowd from the gene pool.....roast on!