Experts Issue Warning! No Roasting Marshmallows Over Volcanoes

Still no word yet on tire fires or funeral pyres.
Seriously though someone did actually ask the USGS if it was safe to do so.
Well aside from the fact that it would take a really long stick... it turns out coating marshmallows with toxic volcanic fumes and then eating them is a bad idea. Who knew.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Maybe they should roast Tide Pods instead.

originally posted by: Khaleesi
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Maybe they should roast Tide Pods instead.

Then I would recommend using tongs instead of a stick.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol

NO NO NO, it's retracted.................By all means go and BBQ and roast marshmellows, catch a tan....... really....

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Also, no skinny dipping in flash floods or tsunamis.

originally posted by: the2ofusr1
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol

One more round of Darwin Award winners. Well, somebody has to do it. That sounds like a surefire bet to me. Now all they need are graham crackers and chocolate.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

I don't know about you guys. but being told not to do it makes me want to do it more than anything. Isn't that always the way.

originally posted by: the2ofusr1
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Experts are out to lunch on this one . I say let the morons have at it . lol

Don't worry. we still have plenty of other ways left to weed out all the stupid ones.

Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.

a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.

originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.

Forest fire...I should have added that to tire fire and funeral pyre. Ugh.you're clever... darn it.

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.

They come out a little dry and farty tasting.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.

They come out a little dry and farty tasting.

Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.

Wouldn't it be difficult to light?

Wouldn't it be difficult to light?

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.

They come out a little dry and farty tasting.

Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.

And what an example of the power of dress young Farty Tasting was.

originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.

Good idea! Now if I can only find a stick long enough.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Dang, I had plans to smoke a brisket this weekend.

They come out a little dry and farty tasting.

Is it just me or does Farty Tasting sound like a character in a Charles Dickens novel? Or a Harry Potter book.

And what an example of the power of dress young Farty Tasting was.

But perhaps a bit too fond of the lace ruffle.

originally posted by: mtnshredder

originally posted by: enlightenedservant
a reply to: mtnshredder

Just find a forest fire and have at it.

Good idea! Now if I can only find a stick long enough.

Real men don't use sticks.